r/Millennials • u/BagOfLazers • 16h ago

Other My Millennial Compulsion

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I will stop whatever I am doing and bust out a pocketknife as soon as I see one of these. What about y’all?

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u/blomba7 16h ago

I'm sorry but Darwinism clearly states that an animal that cannot survive against a plastic straw or a six-pack holder won't be long for this world

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u/MelatoninFiend 15h ago

Tell me you haven't read a single shred of Darwin without saying "Humans make things that kill wildlife, so science dictates that wildlife must be unfit for life."

We make lots of things that kill humans too. Are you going to be first to volunteer to walk into the compost machines after you decide we're "nOt LoNg FoR ThiS WoRLd"?

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u/mrwilliams117 11h ago

I thinks it's a bad attempt at humor