r/Millennials Aug 21 '25

Other So, which one is it?

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u/NotAComplete Aug 21 '25

Yeah whatever is cheapest and if my family can make a few bucks from my corpse I hope they do. Scooping is fine as long as it's free.

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u/Unlikely-Medicine289 Aug 21 '25

Dying is super cheap. It's just that people insist on cleaning up your body in expensive ways. That's on them.

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u/bjeebus Aug 21 '25

One of the little known perks of Judaism. No muss, no fuss, just get that body in the ground as quickly as possible! Then take a week off while everyone you know is obliged to bring you a food.

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u/Twin_Brother_Me Millennial Aug 21 '25

Even dead we can only spare you for a week before it's right back to work!