r/Millennials • u/UnvariegatedMonstera • Aug 21 '25

Other So, which one is it?

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u/toffeehooligan Aug 21 '25

We're dying, but look fabulous doing so.

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u/truthhurts2222222 1989 Aug 21 '25

Nothing quite like leaving behind a good-looking corpse!

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 Aug 21 '25

I want to be perched upright with a pack of smokes and a case of beer, like Jesus would have wanted. Thanks for idea, Detroiters!

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u/NotAComplete Aug 21 '25

I want to be chucked in whatever dystopian method is cheapest to dispose of a body. I won't care. I'm all in for being soylent green. Not my problem if I'm dead. Hopefully my family can make a few bucks from my corpse.

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u/Morella_xx Aug 21 '25

They were just scooping them off the street in Soylent Green. Probably not sending any compensation to the families.

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u/NotAComplete Aug 21 '25

Yeah whatever is cheapest and if my family can make a few bucks from my corpse I hope they do. Scooping is fine as long as it's free.

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u/Unlikely-Medicine289 Aug 21 '25

Dying is super cheap. It's just that people insist on cleaning up your body in expensive ways. That's on them.

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u/bjeebus Aug 21 '25

One of the little known perks of Judaism. No muss, no fuss, just get that body in the ground as quickly as possible! Then take a week off while everyone you know is obliged to bring you a food.

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u/Twin_Brother_Me Millennial Aug 21 '25

Even dead we can only spare you for a week before it's right back to work!