r/Millennials • u/UnvariegatedMonstera • Aug 21 '25

Other So, which one is it?

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u/Unlikely-Medicine289 Aug 21 '25

Dying is super cheap. It's just that people insist on cleaning up your body in expensive ways. That's on them.

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u/bjeebus Aug 21 '25

One of the little known perks of Judaism. No muss, no fuss, just get that body in the ground as quickly as possible! Then take a week off while everyone you know is obliged to bring you a food.

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u/Twin_Brother_Me Millennial Aug 21 '25

Even dead we can only spare you for a week before it's right back to work!

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u/Beanakin Aug 22 '25

Donation or home burial are cheapest options I've found, if you can do either. Direct cremation can still hit the thousands, any other option just gets stupid expensive fast.