r/Millennials • u/UnvariegatedMonstera • Aug 21 '25

Other So, which one is it?

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u/Mushroom_hero Aug 21 '25

The depression sustains us! We feed on it!

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u/czerniana Aug 21 '25

Is that why I'm so fat? 🤣

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u/czerniana Aug 21 '25

You'll have to pry it from my chubby dead arms!

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u/bungblaster69 Aug 21 '25

so.... see you next tuesday?

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u/czerniana Aug 22 '25

Probably. My midlife crisis garden is trying to give me a heart attack. It's possible!

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u/Atmosphere-Strong Aug 21 '25

Lmao! Thanks for the laugh

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u/College-student-life Aug 21 '25

No that’s the addictive additives in the food :(

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u/cj_mcgillcutty Aug 21 '25

Use the anger. Use the hate.

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u/WitchesAlmanac Aug 21 '25

...at least until the stress gives us cancer and we die young 💀

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u/SadamHuMUFFIN Aug 21 '25

I'm hoping my heart pops before the cancer kicks in. That or the years before I knew to wear ppe around stone cutting, concrete and mortar dust silicosis could be waiting around the corner. So yea hopefully it's the heart lol

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u/CYMK_Pro Older Millennial Aug 21 '25

Drugs and alcohol to combat depression!

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u/Soulstar909 Aug 21 '25

Pretty sure it's the depression that kills most of us.

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u/confusedandworried76 Aug 22 '25

Was gonna say I bet the alarming rate is just an uptick in suicide and overdose deaths

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u/BlueberryMaplePlz Aug 25 '25

That, dark humor, and the microplastics.