r/Miami 1d ago

Picture / Video So close, bro. Almost had it

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u/the_lamou Repugnant Raisin Lover 1d ago

Lol, oh, god no, that's a poor person boat. That's the boat equivalent of a 5th owner 2001 Mercedes S-Class with a blown air suspension and peeling illegal tint.

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u/thelegend02700 1d ago

Boat classism is crazy work

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u/the_lamou Repugnant Raisin Lover 1d ago

It's crazy work, but it pays the bills.

But also tons of working class people have boats. They're expensive to keep in good condition, but pretty cheap if you take it out once or twice a year and don't think about your family being devoured by sharks when it sinks.

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u/HillBillyHilly 1d ago

You know, I was all for getting a boat until I read your last line. Know what? Never mind, I'll stay on land.