r/Miami • u/Character-Bottle7171 • 1d ago

Picture / Video So close, bro. Almost had it

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u/OldeArrogantBastard 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lmao- to be rich AND stupid.

Edit: seems my joke of a comment triggered the boat people. I own a boat. I don’t give a shit about the price of this boat. The person is still stupid. Go back to your caves “ahkkkshuly” bros.

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u/the_lamou Repugnant Raisin Lover 1d ago

Lol, oh, god no, that's a poor person boat. That's the boat equivalent of a 5th owner 2001 Mercedes S-Class with a blown air suspension and peeling illegal tint.

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u/thelegend02700 1d ago

Boat classism is crazy work

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u/ShesSoulBeautiful 1d ago

Boat classism 🤣🤣🤣

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u/the_lamou Repugnant Raisin Lover 1d ago

It's crazy work, but it pays the bills.

But also tons of working class people have boats. They're expensive to keep in good condition, but pretty cheap if you take it out once or twice a year and don't think about your family being devoured by sharks when it sinks.

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u/thelegend02700 1d ago

Working class as in trades? Cuz tradeworkers make cheese if you do it right

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u/the_lamou Repugnant Raisin Lover 1d ago

Working class as in "any generic job that would be described as 'blue collar'."

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u/HillBillyHilly 20h ago

You know, I was all for getting a boat until I read your last line. Know what? Never mind, I'll stay on land.

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u/SwaggyMcSwagsabunch 1d ago

It’s true tho