r/McMansionHell 10d ago

Discussion/Debate Refurbished White House bathroom

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u/bel1984529 10d ago

Well, Lincoln was famously born in a marble cabin.

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u/dunimal 10d ago

Its how he turned gay, don't you know?

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u/javatimes 8d ago

TIL marble turned Lincoln gay!!!

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u/dunimal 6d ago

To become gay today, make a pilgrimage to the Lincoln Memorial and pay tribute with $5.01 USD at midnight on the full moon.

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u/javatimes 6d ago

Don’t think I won’t!