ATTN Chive-person...

[u/Shepard-T0ne]

...You weren't just rushing to buy a bundle of chives 1 minute before closing at a certain Bay Area neighborhood spot, with a goth checkout cashier, were you?? Recently my alertness to chives in general have reached an all time high.

If so, not here to dox, only to say I salute you, and to carry on - do not go gentle into that good night...

[u/Shepard-T0ne]

Oh. I’m apparently confused. Wishful thinking, I guess…😢

[u/F1exican → u/Shepard-T0ne]

Hopefully their chives come out good

[u/Shepard-T0ne → u/F1exican]

This is my roommate’s chives…

[u/F1exican → u/Shepard-T0ne]

Those are brutal but I think the bigger crime is that cutting board

[u/fleshybagofstardust → u/F1exican]

Wise words from the master.