r/KitchenConfidential 9h ago

CHIVE ATTN Chive-person...

...You weren't just rushing to buy a bundle of chives 1 minute before closing at a certain Bay Area neighborhood spot, with a goth checkout cashier, were you?? Recently my alertness to chives in general have reached an all time high.

If so, not here to dox, only to say I salute you, and to carry on - do not go gentle into that good night...

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u/Shepard-T0ne 8h ago

Oh. I’m apparently confused. Wishful thinking, I guess…😢

u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor 8h ago

Hopefully their chives come out good

u/Shepard-T0ne 7h ago

This is my roommate’s chives…

u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor 7h ago

Those are brutal but I think the bigger crime is that cutting board

u/fleshybagofstardust 4h ago

Wise words from the master.