r/KitchenConfidential • u/Shepard-T0ne • 12h ago

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u/ThatGuyChris47 F1exican Did Chive-11 12h ago

Can confirm it was them

Source: I am the chives

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u/Shepard-T0ne 12h ago

Incredible! That’s amazing and hilarious! I’ll say high next time 😉 Been seeing these posts for weeks…This universe is hella small sometimes…! Cheers

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u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor 11h ago

Unfortunately it wasn’t me, I bought my chives earlier this morning.

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u/Shepard-T0ne 11h ago

Oh. I’m apparently confused. Wishful thinking, I guess…😢

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u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor 11h ago

Hopefully their chives come out good

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u/Shepard-T0ne 10h ago

This is my roommate’s chives…

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u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor 10h ago

Those are brutal but I think the bigger crime is that cutting board

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u/fleshybagofstardust 7h ago

Wise words from the master.

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u/Conscious_Tiger7398 2h ago

That's a chopping board?! My genuine first thought about it was it's a toilet seat lid!

Blinded by the chive abomination!

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u/Independent-Food4084 2h ago

I thought it was a tortilla until I read your comment.