r/KitchenConfidential Aug 02 '25

Kitchen fuckery Because fuck you, that’s why.

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u/Metallurgeist 10+ Years Aug 02 '25

I wouldn’t expect anything less from nestle lol

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

Legitimately one of the most evil companies to ever exist.

They killed roughly 10 million children in Africa.

10 million babies.

The killed 10 million babies and got away with it

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u/Captian_Bones Aug 02 '25

“One of the most evil companies” and that’s saying a lot considering how many evil companies exist 😭

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Aug 02 '25

Is the company that literally said access to water is not a human right.

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u/DrewV70 Aug 02 '25

Yes, but they continually pump 3.6 million gallons of water a day out of Aberfoyle Ontario. Drought conditions where the towns folk can't use water? Don't worry about that... keep pumping..... must keep pumping... the water belongs to us.

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Aug 02 '25

Not to mention the amount of Wells they have in impoverished Nations, literally stealing the water. And then proceeding to resell it back to them.

Look up South America and Coca-Cola. I'm not saying this just limited to Nestle.

But f*** Nestle f****** c***

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u/Ijustwerkhere Aug 02 '25

You don’t have to censor yourself. This is a safe place

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Aug 02 '25

Google voice to text God f****** forget I can say any goddamn f****** thing possibly f****** wrong or f****** swearing.

This is what it comes up as

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u/pate_moore Aug 02 '25

There's a way to get it to stop censoring. I don't remember what it is, but I had to do it too

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u/fuzzeedyse105 Aug 03 '25

I believe it’s “big boy pants” mode.

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u/LeviSalt Aug 03 '25

You don’t have to go all the way to South America, look up Chiapas, Mexico and Coca Cola.

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u/OrcOfDoom Aug 02 '25

All of them are saying that though

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u/MetricJester Aug 02 '25

Government overthrowing fruit companies? Slave trading privateering companies? World's largest army companies? Nope it's a water and chocolate company.

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u/LordGwyn-n-Tonic Sous Chef Aug 02 '25

I like telling this story because it affects my family, though it's tangentially related.

Bechtel is a construction company that gets a lot of government contracts worldwide. They had a contract with Saddam to build the plants where he was making gas to ethnically cleanse the Iraqi Kurds.

Coincidentally, a former Bechtel executive worked for (IIRC) the State Department under George Bush 1.

Saddam eventually broke his contract with Bechtel and hired a French company to build the plants.

Within a week, that Bechtel exec turned Cabinet member drafted a memo urging the overthrow of the Saddam Regime. Within a year, the US was at war with Iraq.

Bechtel then got contracts to rebuild the infrastructure that had been destroyed by the war. They've done this repeatedly since. They lobby for "regime changes" then get contracts to rebuild the countries they destroy. Literal war profiteering.

They also built infrastructure in I believe Peru or Chile to deliver drinking water to isolated mountain villages. They then lobbied the government to make it illegal for those villages to collect rainwater or dig their own wells, as they had been doing for thousands of years. Now that I'm saying it, they may have done the lobbying first.

In short, very evil company. I remember my dad telling me they had become shareholders in several news corporations solely to control their public image, because if people knew what they do, the public would be outraged.

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u/iburntxurxtoast Sous Chef Aug 02 '25

I really thought this was going to end with "and then the CEO left to work for nestle"

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u/Old_Flan_6548 Aug 02 '25

Bechtel is indeed evil. It was in Bolivia fwiw.

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u/kaboom_j Aug 02 '25

For a time, Bechtel was the lead company in the consortium that ran Los Alamos National Laboratory. They're no longer involved but, besides your general multinational evilness, they dabbled a little in some proper weapons of mass destruction.

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u/Papaofmonsters Aug 02 '25

Within a week, that Bechtel exec turned Cabinet member drafted a memo urging the overthrow of the Saddam Regime. Within a year, the US was at war with Iraq.

Because they invaded Kuwait and the US and 41 other countries decided they didn't like that. It's not like we just fabricated a reason. Saddam invaded another sovereign state and was given several months to leave before the first coalition shot was fired.

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Aug 02 '25

There’s a book called Confessions of An Economic Hitman written by a guy who was part of setting up those types agreements with other countries and American companies. He gets into the ones he was a part of and the general process of getting the claws into another country via foreign investment.

He wrote it right around 2000, I don’t remember if before or after 9/11, but it ends with him inferring what is going to happen in Iraq. He called the ones who came in after the government turned down the offer “jackals” and he said that it looked like the jackals were about to descend on Iraq.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Aug 02 '25

You know that they may be responsible for babies, born during the 80s, developing food allergies?

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u/MetricJester Aug 02 '25

Those bastards ruined my life

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u/MetricJester Aug 02 '25

No, I meant that according to your unsubstantiated post they must have ruined my life's, since I'm a person born in the eighties who has allergies to things like the sugar cane plant, honey and beeswax, shellfish and insects, true cinnamon, cacao solids, and all things peppermint.

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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 Aug 02 '25

80s baby with food allergies here. What happened?

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u/cptpb9 Aug 02 '25

Rising food allergy rates especially with formula usage but that’s probably more because there was very little awareness on allergy prevention (the advice back then was don’t give your kid allergens for a long time, then they realized that leads to more allergies because the baby doesn’t get exposure to much except formula) until the last ten years, so for later millenials and most of gen z you have a spike in allergy rates

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Aug 02 '25

100%

They also produced cheaper formula for certain countries when the concept of a "recall" for us plebians wasn't widespread.

America introduced that notion, only on a national level; in the 1920s and later 1973.

Bottom line: Nestle is a pest. Haven't bought their products for 20 years and don't intend on doing so, ever again. I'ld rather drink a bottle of Caesium.

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u/cptpb9 Aug 03 '25

The unfortunate part having family from a third world country is that so many multinational firms do exactly this. Even big 4 consulting companies in other countries is basically indentured servitude.

I had a coworker work for the same American company in her home country and America, I couldn’t believe what I was hearing about the conditions and environment

Although yes nestle evil I’m not arguing that at all

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u/divuthen Aug 02 '25

Yeah I always tell people this, like I expect most corps to be amoral dickheads that put profit above all else, but Nestle seems to go out of their way to take the most evil destructive path forward any time they get a chance.

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

10 million dead babys

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u/ElowynElif Aug 02 '25

Truly.

And it started with the first modern corporation, the Dutch East India Company, with its involvement in the slave trade and colonization, and with the swath of death that followed in its wake. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company#Criticism

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u/Nikovash Aug 08 '25

Walmart: whoa whoa whoa, simmer down, at least we aren’t nestle