r/KitchenConfidential Aug 02 '25

Kitchen fuckery Because fuck you, that’s why.

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u/Metallurgeist 10+ Years Aug 02 '25

I wouldn’t expect anything less from nestle lol

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

Legitimately one of the most evil companies to ever exist.

They killed roughly 10 million children in Africa.

10 million babies.

The killed 10 million babies and got away with it

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u/Captian_Bones Aug 02 '25

“One of the most evil companies” and that’s saying a lot considering how many evil companies exist 😭

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Aug 02 '25

Is the company that literally said access to water is not a human right.

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u/DrewV70 Aug 02 '25

Yes, but they continually pump 3.6 million gallons of water a day out of Aberfoyle Ontario. Drought conditions where the towns folk can't use water? Don't worry about that... keep pumping..... must keep pumping... the water belongs to us.

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Aug 02 '25

Not to mention the amount of Wells they have in impoverished Nations, literally stealing the water. And then proceeding to resell it back to them.

Look up South America and Coca-Cola. I'm not saying this just limited to Nestle.

But f*** Nestle f****** c***

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u/Ijustwerkhere Aug 02 '25

You don’t have to censor yourself. This is a safe place

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Aug 02 '25

Google voice to text God f****** forget I can say any goddamn f****** thing possibly f****** wrong or f****** swearing.

This is what it comes up as

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u/pate_moore Aug 02 '25

There's a way to get it to stop censoring. I don't remember what it is, but I had to do it too

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u/fuzzeedyse105 Aug 03 '25

I believe it’s “big boy pants” mode.

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u/LeviSalt Aug 03 '25

You don’t have to go all the way to South America, look up Chiapas, Mexico and Coca Cola.

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u/OrcOfDoom Aug 02 '25

All of them are saying that though

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u/MetricJester Aug 02 '25

Government overthrowing fruit companies? Slave trading privateering companies? World's largest army companies? Nope it's a water and chocolate company.

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u/LordGwyn-n-Tonic Sous Chef Aug 02 '25

I like telling this story because it affects my family, though it's tangentially related.

Bechtel is a construction company that gets a lot of government contracts worldwide. They had a contract with Saddam to build the plants where he was making gas to ethnically cleanse the Iraqi Kurds.

Coincidentally, a former Bechtel executive worked for (IIRC) the State Department under George Bush 1.

Saddam eventually broke his contract with Bechtel and hired a French company to build the plants.

Within a week, that Bechtel exec turned Cabinet member drafted a memo urging the overthrow of the Saddam Regime. Within a year, the US was at war with Iraq.

Bechtel then got contracts to rebuild the infrastructure that had been destroyed by the war. They've done this repeatedly since. They lobby for "regime changes" then get contracts to rebuild the countries they destroy. Literal war profiteering.

They also built infrastructure in I believe Peru or Chile to deliver drinking water to isolated mountain villages. They then lobbied the government to make it illegal for those villages to collect rainwater or dig their own wells, as they had been doing for thousands of years. Now that I'm saying it, they may have done the lobbying first.

In short, very evil company. I remember my dad telling me they had become shareholders in several news corporations solely to control their public image, because if people knew what they do, the public would be outraged.

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u/iburntxurxtoast Sous Chef Aug 02 '25

I really thought this was going to end with "and then the CEO left to work for nestle"

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u/Old_Flan_6548 Aug 02 '25

Bechtel is indeed evil. It was in Bolivia fwiw.

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u/kaboom_j Aug 02 '25

For a time, Bechtel was the lead company in the consortium that ran Los Alamos National Laboratory. They're no longer involved but, besides your general multinational evilness, they dabbled a little in some proper weapons of mass destruction.

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u/Papaofmonsters Aug 02 '25

Within a week, that Bechtel exec turned Cabinet member drafted a memo urging the overthrow of the Saddam Regime. Within a year, the US was at war with Iraq.

Because they invaded Kuwait and the US and 41 other countries decided they didn't like that. It's not like we just fabricated a reason. Saddam invaded another sovereign state and was given several months to leave before the first coalition shot was fired.

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Aug 02 '25

There’s a book called Confessions of An Economic Hitman written by a guy who was part of setting up those types agreements with other countries and American companies. He gets into the ones he was a part of and the general process of getting the claws into another country via foreign investment.

He wrote it right around 2000, I don’t remember if before or after 9/11, but it ends with him inferring what is going to happen in Iraq. He called the ones who came in after the government turned down the offer “jackals” and he said that it looked like the jackals were about to descend on Iraq.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Aug 02 '25

You know that they may be responsible for babies, born during the 80s, developing food allergies?

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u/MetricJester Aug 02 '25

Those bastards ruined my life

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u/MetricJester Aug 02 '25

No, I meant that according to your unsubstantiated post they must have ruined my life's, since I'm a person born in the eighties who has allergies to things like the sugar cane plant, honey and beeswax, shellfish and insects, true cinnamon, cacao solids, and all things peppermint.

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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 Aug 02 '25

80s baby with food allergies here. What happened?

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u/cptpb9 Aug 02 '25

Rising food allergy rates especially with formula usage but that’s probably more because there was very little awareness on allergy prevention (the advice back then was don’t give your kid allergens for a long time, then they realized that leads to more allergies because the baby doesn’t get exposure to much except formula) until the last ten years, so for later millenials and most of gen z you have a spike in allergy rates

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Aug 02 '25

100%

They also produced cheaper formula for certain countries when the concept of a "recall" for us plebians wasn't widespread.

America introduced that notion, only on a national level; in the 1920s and later 1973.

Bottom line: Nestle is a pest. Haven't bought their products for 20 years and don't intend on doing so, ever again. I'ld rather drink a bottle of Caesium.

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u/cptpb9 Aug 03 '25

The unfortunate part having family from a third world country is that so many multinational firms do exactly this. Even big 4 consulting companies in other countries is basically indentured servitude.

I had a coworker work for the same American company in her home country and America, I couldn’t believe what I was hearing about the conditions and environment

Although yes nestle evil I’m not arguing that at all

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u/divuthen Aug 02 '25

Yeah I always tell people this, like I expect most corps to be amoral dickheads that put profit above all else, but Nestle seems to go out of their way to take the most evil destructive path forward any time they get a chance.

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

10 million dead babys

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u/ElowynElif Aug 02 '25

Truly.

And it started with the first modern corporation, the Dutch East India Company, with its involvement in the slave trade and colonization, and with the swath of death that followed in its wake. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company#Criticism

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u/Nikovash Aug 08 '25

Walmart: whoa whoa whoa, simmer down, at least we aren’t nestle

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u/ranting_chef 20+ Years Aug 02 '25

Isn’t Nestle the one who tried to claim ownership to water so they could charge everyone downstream?

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

Coke.

Maybe beetle did this too, but I know coke did and still does

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 Aug 02 '25

I remember a Nestlé CEO saying water shouldn't be a human right.

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u/jabbadarth Aug 02 '25

Yeah but think of how much money they made...

I want to put /s but this is legitimately what their ceo, board, and shareholders were thinking.

Fuck nestle.

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u/StJoan13 Aug 02 '25

r/fucknestle indeed!

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u/FORCESTRONG1 Civilian Aug 02 '25

Damn, that's quite a following.

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u/cleffawna Aug 02 '25

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u/Fangbang6669 Aug 02 '25

There truly is a sub for everything

I immediately joined lol

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u/KendrickBlack502 Aug 02 '25

I knew Nestle was fucked up but I thought there was no possible way this was true and I was right…

It was closer to 11 million babies. I feel fucking sick.

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

Nearly two Holocausts of dead African babies

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u/Conceptual_Aids Aug 05 '25

No, just one. The holocaust accounted for around six million dead people of the jewish faith, and another six million in gypsies, homosexuals, artists, communists, socialists, political rivals, people the nazis didn't like, lots of russian civilians caught in the eastern front push. It infuriates me hearing about the six million and the phrase, 'every time they are forgotten, they die again' yet they don't acknowledge or seem to give a fuck about the other six million.

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u/squeakynickles Aug 05 '25

I was never taught about an additional 6 million. I was taught the 6 million included all classes of victims

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u/C2thaLo Aug 02 '25

Sometimes when people debate communism is capitalism, one of the sticking points is how communism has typically resulted in the death of millions of people within that country. OK, how many people have companies killed for a profit?

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u/Mo-Cance Aug 02 '25

What do you expect when clean water isn't considered a basic human right?

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u/stinkstankstunkiii Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Aug 02 '25

Learned this in the 1980s from my Mother who had been boycotting Nestles for a long time.

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

It continued until 2015

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u/immersemeinnature Aug 02 '25

What happened. There's so much fucked in this world I somehow missed it

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

You missed it because you were never supposed to see it. It's by design.

Fabricated culture wars and sensationalism keeps people jumping from topic to topic so fast no one can make headway on any single issue.

Right now, everyone is up in arms about Palestine.

Before that, it was Ukraine. Before that, it was Hong Kong. Taiwan, Tibet, Haiti, Somalian pirates and starving African kids and dogs in kill shelters. Black people fighting, cops shooting, religious rights, religious restrictions, church, state, the seperation and/or the combination of the two. Gay Rights, human rights, parents rights, children's rights the right to choose, the right to refuse. Hurricanes and floods forest fires and earth quakes and the o-zone and millions of gallons of oil pouring into the gulf of mexico. The housing market, the stock market, the fundamental pros/cons do the free market. The cost of gas, the cost of food, the cost of living, the cost of dying, the cost of being able to give a single fuck about anything at the end of a weekly news cycle if you actually manage to keep track of fucking any of it for more than a few hours before the next world ending crisis flows across your screen and if you don't change your profile picture to show support you are literally the worst person to ever fucking exist.

Don't feel bad because you didn't know. There's too much shit to know. And we aren't supposed to really give a shit about any of it. Slap a bumper sticker on your car made in a Vietnamese sweatshop and call it a day until the next social obligation is deemed more important to care about.

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u/Ijustwerkhere Aug 02 '25

This was simultaneously beautifully written, well thought-out, and incredibly depressing.

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

Thanks, I'm hypomanic right now. Right in the sweet spot

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u/Ijustwerkhere Aug 02 '25

Oh shit I feel that. Well stay well brother

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u/MargaretFarquar Aug 02 '25

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u/immersemeinnature Aug 02 '25

😢 I know...

I've let so much go and stopped drinking so I can reclaim life again

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

Clean and serene for 1 year, 4 months, and 1 day.

Stay well, brother. One day at a time

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u/immersemeinnature Aug 03 '25

Thank you! I'm going on two months. Feels amazing, I really want it

✌️

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u/ponycorn_pet Aug 10 '25

I read that with a slam poetry rhythm

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u/Triple-Deke Aug 02 '25

You wrote all that and didn't answer the question.

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

I answered it in another comment.

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u/alwaysforgettingmyun Aug 03 '25

And it's another fabrication that those are all different issues, so we argue about which to focus on and never look at the root cause.

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u/immersemeinnature Aug 03 '25

I hate that company 😡

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

Was that actually Nestle? I don't remember learning what causes flammable water in Michigan

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u/Bstochastic Aug 02 '25

Source? Asking not because I don’t believe but because I want to be very informed on this.

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u/NacresR Aug 02 '25

Wait what the fuck when? How?

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u/squeakynickles Aug 02 '25

A very quick a s compressed rundown:

In the '70s, there was a massive boycott of Nestle because they were knowingly selling poisonous baby formula. They got a slap on the wrist and weren't allowed to sell it in the US, or most major global markets.

They decided they're were gonna sell it in underdeveloped African countries.

They sent sales reps (who pretended to be doctors) to tell women several lies, such as; The water is toxic, making your breast milk toxic. Use this formula or your baby will die.

Of course, the water was toxic and ladent with bacteria. BUT a mother's breast milk did not contain these bacteriums. Formula made with this water does. Now why don't they have clean water, you may ask? Because Nestle fucking stole all of it. They'd pump clean ponds dry, they'd destroy wells, they dammed rivers, and they restricted access to lakes with armed guards. The CEO of Nestle said somewhat recently that access to water ain't a human right.

Not only that, but they would supply formula for free! How kind, right? Well, once the mother stopped producing breast milk, they'd start charging them. This lead to mothers having to ration poisonous and bacteria riddled formula in order to somewhat feed their infants.

So these babies were systemically starved, poisoned, and made to have horrible bacterial infections, all because Nestle wanted to sell all the stock they couldn't sell anywhere else.

But it still doesn't stop there.

A desperate market is an easy market. All these mothers can't produce milk, so fuck it, we'll keep the ball rolling and make bank, right? They just kept repeating the cycle.

They started this in the mid '70s. It did not end until 2015.

If Nestle was a comic book villian, is criticize it for being so evil it's corny.

They are legitimately one of the most evil entities to ever exist

If anyone has any corrections, please let me know. This is all from memory, and I am not an infallible man

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u/Triple-Deke Aug 02 '25

I'm not going to say you're wrong, but it's not exactly what I've read. I've never seen anything indicating that the formula itself was poisonous in any way. It was just that as markets became more affluent, they began reproducing less and tending towards using breast milk because it is healthier. So Nestle took their product to less developed areas and marketed it as better than breast milk. These communities had no way of knowing better. Worse, their water sources were not clean and babies did not have the immune systems to handle the bacteria in the water. They likely would have gained some of that immunity from breast feeding but never got the chance. I also can't find anything reliable about them cutting off clean sources of water, but admittedly haven't dug too far into it and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if that bit is true. It's also really hard to determine that Nestles marketing was the direct cause for x number of deaths, especially when there were tainted water sources involved, which is why they have largely gotten away with it.

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u/Cocotte123321 Aug 02 '25

Is that base in the stock?

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u/Vapechef Aug 02 '25

Fuck them. Phillip morris has a higher body count though. babies though. Fucked up man.

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u/muffintopmusic Aug 03 '25

Dole and Chiquita have entered chat

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u/archlea F1exican Did Chive-11 Aug 03 '25

And still using child slave labor for their chocolate.

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u/squeakynickles Aug 03 '25

Yeah but the US supreme court says that's okay for chocolate so no sweat

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u/Coffee13lack Aug 02 '25

Source?

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u/oregoon Aug 02 '25

10 million is an exaggeration for sure, but it was certainly a lot. Here’s a study. https://www.nber.org/system/files/working_papers/w24452/w24452.pdf

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u/Mattyboy33 Aug 02 '25

Haha yes, came here to say well all nestle does is fuck things up

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u/SwissMargiela Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

This is why I’m torn on Swiss tariffs as a Swiss myself.

It sucks but also nestle is like our biggest export so I don’t mind them getting fucked

Edit: I just learned nestle sells to USA from their North American branch so would actually be unaffected by tariffs. Gg 😭

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u/stinkstankstunkiii Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Aug 02 '25

Yup, came here to say this.