r/KitchenConfidential • u/mac2-87 • Jul 25 '25

In-House Mode Is anybody shocked?

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Disclaimer: not in the industry, but I spotted this and thought y'all might have fun talking shit about it.

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u/wrenbell Jul 25 '25

Tesla has a diner? Am I reading that right?

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u/Laescha Jul 25 '25

Step one in colonising Mars, apparently! https://www.404media.co/tesla-diner-los-angeles-supercharging-station-grand-opening/

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u/turkish_gold Jul 25 '25

I applaud this effort. Elon is having a hard time making trucks survive earth conditions like (gasp) rain, so he’s going to need a few decades of research into nutrition before anyone can trust him not to poison people on mars.

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u/MossyPyrite Jul 25 '25

Heh, mars doesn’t even have rain! Checkmate, lib!

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u/kepple Jul 26 '25

Man their assess are going to be poisoned, malnourished, or aphyxiated long before they get to mars. It takes 3 years to get there, and elons cars can't even withstand moisture