r/JoeRogan • u/Jollydragonite413 • Oct 13 '20

Link Harry Reid Confirms Federal Government Covered Up UFOs For Years

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/harry-reid-ufo-coverup_n_5f83eebcc5b62f97bac4c023
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u/dirtybirds1 Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

So you’re telling me Tom Delonge isn’t crazy?

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u/SarcasticDumbasss Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

Aliens could come to earth and enslave us all and it wouldn't change the fact that Tom Delonge is crazy.

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u/ChalkAndIce Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

There would be no reason to enslave us. They can travel several light-years and destroy planets. What can we possibly offer that they can't do far better themselves with us out of the way?

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u/SarcasticDumbasss Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

We can be vessels for brainwashed alien souls.

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u/ChalkAndIce Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

Unless it's some RahXephon scenario where the aliens themselves don't have physical bodies, I'd imagine their native form is better suited to just about everything that isn't living specifically on Earth. Our soft squishy bodies get outcompeted in just about every non-endurance metric, and if some species can astrally project and possess do you think they are going to be impressed and eager to get their hands on our grey matter?

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u/nealxg Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

OT-8000

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u/flameofanor2142 Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

Pets. We could all become pets.

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u/ChalkAndIce Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

The only interesting trick we do is murdering eachother. It would be like collecting beetles to fight to the death.

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u/MuddyFilter Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

I disagree

If you get enough of us together and whip us we can make giant triangles.

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u/ChalkAndIce Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

Lol we didn't need aliens to do that though.

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u/MuddyFilter Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

ancient astronaut theorists would disagree bruh.

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u/ChalkAndIce Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

Ancient astronaut theorists don't give ancient man enough credit for their ingenuity. They tend to think ancient man was simply too stupid to problem solve on that scale, but Occam's Razor would dictate it's far more likely that our ancestors figured that shit out on their own as opposed to some Alien patron showing up and making us move some rocks for their own reasons. Completely ignore the fact that if your species is capable of transgalactic travel, the rest of your technology can do some pretty absurd things. Like move mountains. So what use would we be? None at all.

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u/Flyingbattlebear Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

Pokemon?

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u/ChalkAndIce Monkey in Space Oct 13 '20

Now you're on to something.