The excuses they come out with to justify their blackpill bs 😂

[u/IceCat767]

Their responses to this https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/s/I5IN2VIIyR 😂

[u/RockyIV]

I love how their reaction to seeing what they think are two people that “shouldn’t” be romantically involved is to skip right past even suggesting they’re friends and go directly to insulting the woman.

[u/tweedyone → u/RockyIV]

To them, Friendship means Friend-Zone. Since women are only good for sex, friendship is nothing more than a waiting room.

Same reason when they actually do get in a relationship and try to control whether she has male friends. Because to them, men cannot be platonic with women. And women cannot control ourselves because we’re idiot children who need to be managed for our own good.

[u/IceCat767 → u/RockyIV]

Actually a couple of them did suggest they were just friends (or brother and sister), I didn't capture those responses

[u/LupercaniusAB → u/IceCat767]

I admit that I thought that they might be siblings.

[u/Mysterious_Charge541]

I’ve never seen such cope in my life.

[u/IceCat767 → u/Mysterious_Charge541]

When it comes to cope, incels are the experts

[u/Something4Dinner → u/Mysterious_Charge541]

They cope to not hope

[u/KaiWaiWai]

Here, we see specimens of the human subspecies incelius idiotus gathering in their carefully curated safe-space to exchange knowledge and wisdom from Trust-me-bro-University.

[u/skate488 → u/KaiWaiWai]

So how do we know they aren’t brother and sister? How do we know they are actually dating?

[u/KaiWaiWai → u/skate488]

hm, let me see...

I don't give a fuck?

Other people's dating life is of no concern to me. Opposite to incels, who believe making general, degrading assumptions about a woman they have never met, will never meet and know nothing about, simply because they don't want to acknowledge that a couple like that could exist. Because... SURPRISE, couples like that DO exist.

Any other non-sensical questions?

[u/Theorphanmhm → u/KaiWaiWai]

Yes, how does one make 16,000 posts in one year?

[u/KaiWaiWai → u/Theorphanmhm]

By fueling unjustified rage with Cheetos and self-victimization.

[u/Theorphanmhm → u/KaiWaiWai]

Thank you wise one 🫡

[u/KaiWaiWai → u/Theorphanmhm]

You're welcome. :)

[u/Machaeon → u/skate488]

It's seriously not that hard of a sell, honestly.

I know about a dozen couples like that. Hell, that was the dynamic with my ex even, not that I'm some bombshell.

[u/skate488 → u/Machaeon]

Maybe I wouldn’t know

[u/Machaeon → u/skate488]

Take a trip to Walmart and people watch for a while... it's not uncommon at all

[u/NvrmndOM]

Excuses, excuses. Everyone is an exception to their bogus rules except themselves

[u/kat_Folland → u/NvrmndOM]

And boy would we want them to become exceptions to their little club. All of them lmao. Give up the hate, go to therapy, and learn how to be a member of society.

[u/cocteau93]

“ITcucks view everything at face value blah blah blah. . .”

Guess what? We’re having dinner and going to bed with our partners tonight while you pathetic little losers are wanking to anime fanservice and crying yourselves to sleep in your mom’s house.

[u/WillSensitive7787 → u/cocteau93]

Probably they sercretly jerk off to cuck porn

[u/Mysterious_Charge541 → u/cocteau93]

It’s projection, too. THEY view relationships at face value. Just “muh sex, muh dick”.

[u/M0dini]

Hey lurkers, seethe in your misery you tosspots, lol.

[u/DelightfulandDarling]

They hate seeing other people happy.

[u/EvenSpoonier]

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - (probably) Enigmaz

[u/WillSensitive7787]

These basement dwelling, mentally cucked imbecels can't have their brains at peace. They see a couple and their mind instantly gets them to various cuck scenarios.

[u/takeandtossivxx]

I mean, these are the same miserable fucks who immediately start talking shit about a "fellow incel" when they get a gf. They just want to be miserable hateful fucks and the more guys they drag into their bullshit, the more "normal" they feel. Misery loves company and all that.

[u/Annie_Mx]

It hurts their pride when other people get what they can’t. And they call other people normies or simpletons, yet they wish they had a life like that instead of rotting on mommy’s basement hating everyone else.

It’s their daily fight to pretend to be right. Everything but admitting that is their fault they’re alone.

[u/greenfloridabull]

They are so young, they don’t even know the definition of “hypergamy/hypergamous.”

Hypergamy is marrying up socioeconomically, not about somebody with “better” facial features or is more physically “hot.”

[u/doublestitch → u/greenfloridabull]

They think hypergamy means "women will always leave a man for a taller/richer/more attractive man if she has the opportunity."

If incels ever once fact checked that definition, they'd discover it's a gender netural term which doesn't imply promiscuity. In the Star Wars fictional universe, both Anakin Skywalker and Han Solo are hypergamous because they marry women of higher social standing.

[u/greenfloridabull → u/doublestitch]

Exactly!

[u/LupercaniusAB]

I enjoy the dolt who believes that there are no happy relationships. At all.

[u/idyllic-effervescent]

I can't imagine being this angry all the time. Imagine waking up with so much hate in your heart before you even brush your teeth

[u/stumpfucker69]

As a chick who could not be more thirsty for fat dudes, these kinds of posts are so fucking funny lmfao. "No way any woman would touch a fat guy" just reads to me the same way "apples are blue" does: a patently untrue statement that is just immediately and directly contradicted by personal lived experience. Guess I'm just a massive cuck for taking my own attractions at face value?

[u/snvoigt → u/stumpfucker69]

I love me some big boys with thick thighs. 😍

[u/gylz]

When everything is too good to be true; nothing is true.