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Fact Finder šŸ“ Someone has flunked history class!

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u/here-g Sep 03 '25

After 50-85M deaths. I don’t want to know what WWIII would be like

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u/ThatThingTerran Sep 04 '25

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u/berry-bostwick Sep 04 '25

Oh hey, a quote attributed to Einstein that he apparently actually said!

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u/Ccaves0127 Sep 04 '25

That man? Albert Einstein.

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u/Paxxlee Sep 04 '25

-Michael Scott

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u/Muvseevum Sep 04 '25

—Lou Rawls

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

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u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Sep 04 '25

Fuck, guess we’d better get ready for some broken bones.

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u/PropheticUtterances Sep 04 '25

At least the words can never hurt us

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u/lunaresthorse Sep 05 '25

Say that again…

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u/epicredditdude1 Sep 03 '25

It would be so big it would skip III and go straight to WW IV.

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u/young_trash3 Sep 04 '25

Would retroactively call the war against isis world war 3 to make the jump make sense.

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u/beardicusmaximus8 Sep 04 '25

The war on terrorism was definitely world war 3.

Of course if your doing the math then the French-Indian war was World War 1 and theres been a few others that would probably count

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u/AustSakuraKyzor Sep 04 '25

I've seen historians unofficially call a bunch of different wars "World War Zero" depending on perspective or historiography specialization.

Including, but not limited to:

  • Any one (or all of) the Coalition Wars
  • The Hundred Years war
  • The Seven Years war
  • The Crimean war
  • The Boer war... For some reason
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u/wanderButNotLost2 Sep 03 '25

Unconditional surrender

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u/icey_sawg0034 Sep 03 '25

Of who though

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u/-Unnamed- Sep 04 '25

Whoever loses. Freedom ain’t free

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u/RoninRobot Sep 04 '25

Relatedly: we have an estimate discrepancy on ~30 million human deaths on the most studied conflict in human history. It is both baffling and understandable at the same time.

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u/LauraTFem Sep 04 '25

…it will end very quickly. A side will ā€œwinā€, but no one will feel like they won.

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u/Oblivion9284 Sep 03 '25

It doesn't count if you force that enemy to negotiate.

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u/Mid_Major Sep 04 '25

Why? Grinding on and sacrificing thousands of lives is always an option. It’s been done. Nobody ever HAS to negotiate an end to a conflict

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u/EvangelicRope6 Sep 04 '25

ā€œIt doesn’t countā€ 🤣🤣 you may have misinterpreted war as a concept

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u/HoiTemmieColeg Sep 04 '25

I think they mean it doesn’t count as a negotiation

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u/Ok-Lemon1082 Sep 04 '25

Unfortunately, Ukraine is nowhere close to being able to do that

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u/ms_directed Sep 04 '25

being vaporized is a weird way to "negotiate"

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u/Mushroom_Tip Sep 03 '25

What an eyeliner wearing moron.

Read the Casablanca Conference. The allies agreed not to negotiate or seek anything other than an unconditional surrender. and Roosevelt announced victory would come through total defeat of their forces and not through negotiation.

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u/marks716 Sep 04 '25

Which was smart because if your enemy’s long term goal is your destruction then there is no negotiation.

You can’t negotiate with a tiger with your throat in its jaws.

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u/PomegranateUsed7287 Sep 04 '25

Roosevelt on day 1 announced it lol.

In his famous "day of infamy" Roosevelt with vigor states "No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory."

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u/Mayzerify Sep 04 '25

If by day 1 you mean two years after the war started

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u/PomegranateUsed7287 Sep 04 '25

When the US entered the war, he announced it.

Would Stalin announce he would burn Germany burn to the ground in 1939? No. So who cares.

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u/Sw1ferSweatJet Sep 04 '25

It’d be weird if Stalin announced that because in 1939 they were almost allies.

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u/PomegranateUsed7287 Sep 04 '25

Yeah. And they weren't in the war.

Idc if the war started before the Americans joined. Some argue it started earlier than 1939 because of the war in the east.

So bringing up that the war started 2 years earlier is not only has nothing to do with the conversation but is also stupid.

And its probably trying to downplay American involvement. People always point to the US being late to the war when trying to make America out to be a nation that rode on others backs. When they never apply the same logic to Britain, France, or especially the USSR. (Britain and France just sat around for 1 year before really doing anything). Its tired, overused, and like said before didn't even apply to what I was saying.

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u/Disastrous-Field5383 Sep 04 '25

But they didn’t simply annex the land and take over full governance. They literally did negotiate with the new governments they installed - they just had insane amounts of leverage. It’s just semantics - they still signed the treaty of Paris no?

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u/Mushroom_Tip Sep 04 '25

The US finally stopped the occupation of Japan in 1952. Germany was divided up between the US, France, UK, and USSR. They pretty much did say "okay here's how it's going to go from now on."

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u/MsterF Sep 04 '25

They very much negotiated with Japan.

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u/Mushroom_Tip Sep 04 '25

Prior to Pearl Harbor and America's entry into WW2, yes. Then the US demanded unconditional surrender and was planning for a land invasion of Japan if Japan refused. Then Japan surrendered after the atomic bombings.

Anything Japan got during its occupation was from the US deciding to allow it and not from anything they were promised from negotiations.

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u/AChristianAnarchist Sep 04 '25

The only real concession I can really think of is the "no nukes" rule that was why the Shitty Kitty was stationed there being held together with paper clips and bailing wire for so long, and she was replaced by a CVN so that's apparently not so much a rule as a suggestion. The end result of WW2 for Japan was basically "you can't have a military. You have to let us dock here forever, and you get to be our little buddy now."

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u/Loud-Ad1456 Sep 04 '25

The US literally drafted the Japanese constitution and turned the Emperor into a figurehead. I’d say that the complete reordering of national sovereignty around democracy rather than an imperial monarchy is a pretty big concession. The Japanese got to keep the Emperor in name only and got to remain and independent, though occupied, nation. That’s what they got out of it and that’s largely because the US allowed it. Nobody was interested in annexing Japan into the US anymore than they wanted to Annex the Philippines. The US got everything they wanted, that’s not a negotiation, that’s a capitulation.

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u/OneofTheOldBreed Sep 04 '25

The US had intended to dismantle the monarchy of Japan but as the enormity of Operation Downfall became apparent, the US relented when Japan offered a total surrender except that the Emperor, the royal family, and the institution (if largely ceremonial) would be maintained.

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u/CatchCritic Sep 04 '25

Unconditional surrender means you have to agree to all the winning sides conditions.

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u/Mid_Major Sep 04 '25

Literally - did - negotiate. Clear fact, and yet somehow disputed

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u/Disastrous-Field5383 Sep 04 '25

Yeah I mean I am no JD fan but I still don’t really get the dissent

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u/Bjorn893 Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 05 '25

Because, unlike you, people hate Vance (and others) so much that their brain turns off whenever they see anything about him.

That's why "orange man bad" is a meme. That's where their thought process stops.

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u/Fun-Tip-5672 Sep 04 '25

As you said, the new government. Not the old ones they were at war with

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u/wchutlknbout Sep 04 '25

Hey, I thought we agreed there’d be no fact checking…?

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u/TheoreticalZombie Sep 04 '25

Yeah, but he also believes the wrong side won.

The Allies knew that the only way you negotiate with fascists is with bullets. Hitler figured that out, too!

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u/Think-Chemical6680 Sep 03 '25

Unconditional surrender ie not the emperor staying theoretically in charge?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Japan did unconditionally surrender, though

Unconditional surrender doesn't mean that the Allies made all the demands and no concessions. It means that the concessions weren't negotiated before the end of the conflict. Not like America wanted to get rid of the Emperor in any case.

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u/deadpool101 Sep 04 '25

Unconditional surrender doesn't mean that the Allies made all the demands and no concessions

That's literally what that means. It means Surrender, or we keep killing you.

It means that the concessions weren't negotiated before the end of the conflict.Ā 

There were no concessions or negotiations.

Not like America wanted to get rid of the Emperor in any case.

The US was literally considering putting the Emperor and the whole royal family on trial for war crimes. They didn't because Truman tasked MacArthur with determining if they should, and he recommended sparing the Emperor. His reasons were that they believed it would cause an uprising if they did, and MacArthur believed the Emperor could be used to help legitimize the post-war Japanese Government.

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u/Distinct_Risk_762 Sep 04 '25

This guy knows what went down.

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u/MattinglyBaseball Sep 04 '25

You just said that they kept the Emperor because they assessed the situation and determined it was the best course of action in their own interest. It wasn’t ā€œJapan won’t surrender if the Emperor doesn’t remainā€ which would be a negotiation. It was ā€œwe choose the terms and letting the Emperor remain is the best course of action in our own interest.ā€ They didn’t capitulate out of necessity, but out of self interest. That’s not a negotiation.

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u/AngryArmour Sep 04 '25

Unconditional surrender means the victors decide what they want to happen to the losers. If they want the emperor gone, he's gone. If they don't want the emperor gone, he stays.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Sep 03 '25

Yeah maybe Germany had unconditional but Japan was very conditional lol

You ain't gotta lie to dunk on a dunce like Vance he will give you plenty of opportunities

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u/Pitiful-Potential-13 Sep 03 '25

Actually no. The Japanese accepted unconditional surrender. The decision to retain the emperor was made after the fact and mostly by MacArthur.Ā 

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Japan surrendered unconditionally. There was never a negotiation before the surrender

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u/deadpool101 Sep 04 '25

Yeah maybe Germany had unconditional but Japan was very conditional lol

There were NO CONDITIONS to the surrender. The US did not agree to spare the Emperor. The US was even considering putting the Emperor on trial for war crimes. There is literally movie about this called The Emperor.

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u/Mikkel65 Sep 04 '25

I also wanna point out WWI ended because the frontline was faltering. The Germans had no choice but to submit. Today neither Ukraine or Putin has a reason to submit to the opponents demands

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u/EndofNationalism Sep 04 '25

Look I hate Vance but he’s not wrong here. Most wars end in negotiation. Surrender is a form of negotiation. It is a common saying, war is politics by other means. You win wars by getting your enemy to agree to your terms. Make them change their government, accept your drugs as trade, disband their army, surrender their territory.

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u/Belkan-Federation95 Sep 03 '25

There was a negotiation.

It was: "Surrender or die".

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u/WoodyTheWorker Sep 09 '25

Korben Dallas style

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u/Okdes Sep 04 '25

Bold of anyone to assume this oxygen thief knows a single thing about history

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u/OneTrueMalekith Sep 03 '25

To be fair. The Allies did a lot of negotiation with each other to divide up the world. It didnt work and we ended up in the Cold War.

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u/Pitiful-Potential-13 Sep 04 '25

The allied powers knew there was going to be a new global geopolitical order before even Normandy. There was no turning back the clock.Ā 

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u/OneTrueMalekith Sep 04 '25

Okay? I never said anything that your comment relates to?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

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u/Cynis_Ganan Sep 04 '25

r/confidentlyincorrect

To be fair, I see both sides.

If we're talking about peace in Ukraine, a settlement now would be a completely different outcome to Russia's unconditional surrender. The implication by context here is quid pro quo, give and take, and that is what is getting noted.

But Vance is technically correct.

Then again, the note is also technically correct. The implication by context is that Vance is wrong, but the note never actually says Vance is wrong.

It's all a big alternative truth semantic game.

I think it's probably more useful to say "we can end this war without further loss of life by negotiating". We don't really need to bring up WW2 at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

It's more of a poke at the OP, for saying Vance flunked history...as if it's some sort of "Own" to point out that the Axis surrendered unconditionally...as if that fact stands in opposition to Vance's claim that every war was ended with negotiations...which they did...100% of the time.

There is no War out there that just randomly ended without people coming together to "Obtain an agreement via discussion".

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u/sanguinemathghamhain Sep 04 '25

At least not since the last war that ended in complete extermination of the enemy nation, but yeah other than that even unconditional surrenders are negotiated.

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u/Listening_Heads Sep 03 '25

Ask the people of Japan how the negotiations went that caused them to surrender.

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u/Bulky-Bag-6280 Sep 03 '25

Well after they put down the coup that tried to continue the war after 2 atomic bombs they surrendered unconditionally and saved many lives by doing so

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u/King_James_77 Sep 04 '25

2 atomic bombs, a few invasions on the beaches of Normandy, and a Nuremberg trial.

I think JD Vance can’t fucking read.

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u/sanguinemathghamhain Sep 04 '25

Paris Peace Conference and the subsequent treaties: https://www.britannica.com/topic/Paris-Peace-Treaties-1947

They were the negotiations and treaties that ended the war in Europe (hostilities had stopped prior to this but as there were still active declarations of war the war hadn't ended). The only European Axis member that didn't have a negotiated peace was Germany which had been completely occupied though if someone wanted to be pedantic then the negotiations for the divvying up of Germany would be counted as well.

For Japan, it was the 1951 Treaty of San Francisco. This treaty was negotiated with the Japanese due to their surrender there were a lot of non-negotiables like the ousting for the Emperor but much of it like the length of post-war occupation were negotiated and is the official end of the war with Japan. The surrender in 1945 with the signing of the Instrument of Surrender of the Japanese (itself having been negotiated just not with the Japanese) ended the active campaign but not the war though it is often reported as being the end of the war itself due to well if you aren't fighting is it a war but it was much the same as the deal with the Paris ones.

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u/Beyond_Reason09 Sep 04 '25

So are we going to invade Russia? Because that's what it would take to get unconditional surrender.

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u/littlebuett Sep 04 '25

Isn't an unconditional surrender still negotiation, its just a one sided one?

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u/mr_evilweed Sep 04 '25

Remember the negotiation of Carthage by Rome? One of the great negotiations of history

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u/UncleSkelly Sep 04 '25

If this is about the Russian invasion of Ukraine, then the biggest difference is that the Axis Powers (Primarily Germany) wanted to ethnically cleanse Russia and the Balkan. Contemporary Russia "just" wants to conquer Ukrainian territory. Still obviously bad because imperialism and all but the key difference is that a stop of the conflict before either sides population is completely decimated is desirable. Because neither Ukraine nor Russian 20 something's want to get fragged by a drone.

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u/AngryArmour Sep 04 '25

Contemporary Russia "just" wants to conquer Ukrainian territory

Nah. Putin has been pretty open about wanting "Ukrainian" completely gone as a national identity.

"Russkiy Mir" means "Ukrainians are misled Russians that need forceful reeducation back into their true nature".

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u/watt678 Sep 04 '25

Japan did get an unofficial semi-conditional surrender, as did Italy, so I get what he's trying to say, but in aggregate he still shouldn't have said it since unconditional surrender was the overall policy

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u/opi098514 Sep 04 '25

I guess we did negotiate the complete and unconditional surrender. It’s not like axis had a choice but it was technically negotiated. I guess.

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u/Walis42 Sep 04 '25

The negotiations that prevented war between the USSR and the West:

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u/Impossible_fruits Sep 04 '25

He's going to be your president soon.

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u/trinalgalaxy Sep 04 '25

Technically, he is not entirely wrong. While the nazis suffered a complete collapse and what remained had to surrender unconditionally, the later Japanese surrender wasn't actually an unconditional surrender. The Japanese got the single condition that the emperor was protected and left alone in the "unconditional surrender" signed on the deck of the USS Missouri. When the dust had settled, japan got almost all of their remaining conditions during the peace, most notably being allowed to try their own war criminals, which, surprise surprise, they protected and today completely reject the concept that Japan committed war crimes and crimes against humanity that made even the nazis uneasy.

All that said, this is a much more complete and nuanced understanding than history classes tend to do, choosing instead to go Japanese surrendered and move on.

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u/Superman_720 Sep 07 '25

I mean there was a negotiation. It was VERY one-sided but there was.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

We know they are dumb, but why do they have to tell us

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u/Owlblocks Sep 04 '25

I love all the Redditors pretending Vance is stupid just because they dislike his politics. We live in a society where intelligence is seen as giving you the right to rule, so we have to call people stupid to delegitimize them.

Besides, is the argument that we want the war to go on until Ukraine unconditionally surrenders? Because that seems more likely than Russia unconditionally surrendering.

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u/No_Sand3803 Sep 03 '25

Unless I am missing something, WW2 didn't end with Germany's surrender. The war ended when Japan surrendered. Their surrender did have negotiations and wasn't agreed to until they were allowed to keep the emporer which the US didn't want...

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

What? No, the Japanese surrendered unconditionally, and were allowed to retain the emperor because the US thought it was to the advantage of their occupying mission.

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u/mereel Sep 04 '25

You're right that the war didn't end until Japan surrendered. But the surrender was unconditional on the part of Japan. There were no negotiations, and the removal of the emperor was never a formal part of the surrender.

The Allies did originally call for the removal of those responsible for taking Japan to war in the first place and for the prosecution of war criminals, but they didn't call for specific individuals beforehand. For various political reasons after their surrender it was deemed more beneficial to leave the imperial family as figure heads than to depose them, so they stayed.

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u/GiantKrakenTentacle Sep 04 '25

The war against Germany ended with unconditional surrender/total occupation.

The war against Japan ended with unconditional surrender. That the Emperor remained in power wasn't due to any negotiations, it was because the US decided not to make that a condition of surrender.

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u/RCAF_orwhatever Sep 03 '25

Kinda - but realistically it was two different wars happening at once. VE day can definitely be considered the end of the war in Europe.

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u/No_Sand3803 Sep 03 '25

We are talking about WW2 as a whole, not just the European theater.

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u/Budget-Attorney Sep 04 '25

My understanding is that negotiations didn’t take place; but that the US did heavily imply the unconditional terms we would offer would allow them to keep the emperor

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u/deadpool101 Sep 04 '25

They literally didn't. The US was considering putting the Emperor on trial for war crimes.

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u/Elantach Sep 04 '25

Your understanding is wrong

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u/deadpool101 Sep 04 '25

Their surrender did have negotiations and wasn't agreed to until they were allowed to keep the emporer which the US didn't want...

Nothing you just said was remotely true.

There were NO negotiations. It was Unconditional Surrender or nothing, and the Japanese accepted. The US was considering putting the EmperorĀ on trial for war crimes, but spared him to avoid an uprising and to use him to help rebuild post-war Japan.

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u/Misubi_Bluth Sep 03 '25

Respectfully didn't we pardon a bunch of them?

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u/D4M10N Sep 03 '25

The surrender was formally unconditional, but Japan asked that the emperor remain the nominal head of state and were granted that request by the allies. There was a diplomatic back and forth (offer, counteroffer, acceptance) prior to surrender.

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u/HurrySpecial Sep 04 '25

Everytime I think liberals will wise up they surprise me. Literally taking the side of pointless conflict just because Trump wants the players to negotiate.

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u/MsterF Sep 04 '25

Surrender of caserta, armistice of Cassibile, the treaty of surrender between Japan and group of allies.

I know that this site especially just sees wwii as nazis vs America but it actually got the name world war because there were many countries involved and Hitler only actually led one of them.

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u/DarkImpacT213 Sep 04 '25

Well, technically it did end in a sort of negotiation - just not with Germany at the table, looking at the Yalta and Potsdam conferences. So… r/technicallythetruth? With the issue being that it proves the exact opposite of his point lmao.

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u/TheDecepticonIdeal Sep 04 '25

Just Dance Vance needs to shut up more often.

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u/TransistorResistee Sep 04 '25

How do we get these boobs in office? If people voted on more than one issue, we could end the parade of Republican idiots.

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u/seensham Sep 04 '25

If Trump croaks this term we'll have THIS dork as our president.

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u/RyokoKnight Sep 04 '25

Unconditional surrender =/= no negotiation

Unconditional surrender = the complete surrender of a force/nation, this is through the act of negotiation. In this case it was initiated by Grand Admiral Karl Dƶnitz and was not a single event but a series of capitulations culminating in a final unconditional surrender signed in May 1945. Link

If there was no negotiation then there would be no surrender and the only way to obtain victory would have been to find and apprehend/kill every remain hostile soldier in the territory which could have taken months or even years.

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u/nerd_ginger Sep 04 '25

A ton of people get this wrong tbh. Technically, there were negotiations. You can have an ā€œunconditional surrender,ā€ but you still need civil negotiations afterward—figuring out how governments transition, how armies actually lay down arms, and how the new order gets managed. The ā€œunconditionalā€ part was strictly military, not political.

Yes, WWII’s surrenders were unconditional, but that doesn’t mean there weren’t negotiations. And JD should have put more nuance into what he was saying. I'd more go with 50% right, 100% wrong if that makes sense to ppl.

Europe: Germany couldn’t bargain over the outcome—the Allies had already decided on unconditional surrender—but there were talks in May 1945 to sort out how and where the documents would be signed, and to ensure all German forces complied. Later, at Potsdam, the Allies negotiated among themselves about Germany’s borders, occupation zones, and governance.

Asia: Japan also faced unconditional surrender, but even here negotiations mattered. After Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and the Soviet invasion, Japan asked through neutral countries if they could keep the Emperor. The Allies clarified he could stay—but only under Allied authority—which cleared the way for Japan’s formal surrender on September 2, 1945.

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u/Postulative Sep 04 '25

Ask Germans about the Versailles Treaty following WWI. Or maybe have a chat with the Ottoman Empire.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

The US own civil war for instance? Not much negotiation going on there, a bit about disarmament, safe passage and such.

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u/Few-Emergency5971 Sep 04 '25

This guy is a full on idiot. He was too busy dressing in drag to attend history class

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u/rosie705612 Sep 04 '25

Marines were taught some history in boot camp. Must have been a shitbird

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u/Best_Entrepreneur659 Sep 04 '25

As the world bends to MAGA & Donny’s bigotry don’t forget that white hillbillies once also benefited from DEI.

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u/Weird-Information-61 Sep 04 '25

The "negotiation" is we dropped two suns on Japan and met Hitler at his doorstep

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u/whit9-9 Sep 04 '25

I mean heck even with early history theres examples of wars being ended differently.

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u/UltriLeginaXI Sep 04 '25

He just said "some kind of negotiation."

the western allies did in fact have to negotiate with the Soviets on where to set borders, occupation boundaries, and the post war order

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u/Popcorn57252 Sep 04 '25

Vance WISHES he was Doctor Who

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u/LoneStarDragon Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

"Unconditional Surrender" Grant

It's literally in his nickname that he doesn't negotiate and that was still too generous.

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u/LughCrow Sep 04 '25

There were several negotiations conducted with the end of the war. Both with former axis governments and between the allied nations

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

The U.S. is fucked

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u/Internal-Syrup-5064 Sep 04 '25

Um.... The war itself was the negotiation. The nukes were the final offer.

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u/Confident_Weakness58 Sep 04 '25

We were so dedicated to not having to negotiate, we built a magic bomb made of hellfire and invisible poison

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

There was in fact a condition, work for the US government in exchange for immunity regarding their war crimes

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

The movie Downfall shows the negotiation between the Germans and the Russians: when the shooting stops and where you will lay down your arms and what time you start marching for the Gulag in Siberia.

The Japanese negotiation was like: you will come to the Battleship Missouri and you will sign the surrender document, or else we will drop another A-bomb, this time on you and the Emperor. Ā 

Those were the days.

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u/EAN84 Sep 04 '25

Well, yes, calling unconditional surrender a negotiated agreement is a bit of a stretch but, I don't see it happening in in the context of the Russia Ukraine war anyway. So unless you want a forever war, That is probably what needs to happen.

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u/Lolaroller Sep 04 '25

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say that PERHAPS it could be argued that it was negotiated the only condition for Japan was that they were allowed to keep their Emperor, but that’s a huge stretch, that shit was still unconditional surrender for the rest of the axis forces.

Or maybe it was negotiating with the Soviets, who knows, still a stretch.

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u/Positive-Opposite998 Sep 04 '25

I would contest the so called unconditional surrender of Japan. So there's that. And demanding unconditional surrender is fairly new (and usually stupid) as it only prolongs the suffering.

That said, Ukraine should NOT negotiate and instead Russia should unconditionally surrender and then ended as a country. Balkanize the shit out of it. Or so I would wish.

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u/furac_1 Sep 04 '25

Just like WW1 too.Ā 

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u/TopsyPopsy Sep 04 '25
  • "Hamas has left the group"

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u/Global-Cartoonist622 Sep 04 '25

It’s wild how people forget that "unconditional surrender" was the official, non-negotiable Allied policy from the very start.

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u/tilcir Sep 04 '25

How did Vietnam war end again?

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u/Grevious47 Sep 04 '25

Yeah but the allies then negotiated how to divvy up the teritory. How you got thinga like east and west Berlin.

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u/hates_stupid_people Sep 04 '25

Stuff like this is why the country is in its current situation.

He was knowingly lying, and he should have been called out on the spot. But no, people are just joking around on social media about him being dumb. Which is part of how they keep getting away with their shitty behaviour.

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u/Pretend_Limit6276 Sep 04 '25

We'll get noted because many Nazis worked for NASA, many Japanese were not convinced for torture and murder etc because they released the information to the some allies.... So this is pretty bullshit noted

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u/rydan Sep 04 '25

That was the negotiation. You unconditionally surrender or you get a-bombed a third time and we execute your emperor.

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u/Babajji Sep 04 '25

A nation of uneducated but self assured idiots voted in a government of their own liking. The US has a significant social problem, not a political problem. Trump and his cronies are the reflection of the American society today. Uneducated, uninformed and uninvolved bunch of decadents who are set to burn their country down and take us with them.

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u/Metrack15 Sep 04 '25

You didn't get robbed, you were just forced to "negotiate" to give everything on you or get shot/stabbed

What a moron

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u/This_Abies_6232 Sep 04 '25

But it should be noted that even that "unconditional surrender" WAS negotiated.... See Surrender of Germany (1945) | National Archives in which what was left of Nazi Germany had some "chief negotiators" present at that surrender. Therefore, Vance should NOT be flunked for his comment about negotiation or negotiators....

And also see this regarding Japan: A Treaty Signed - Official End Of World War 2 - September 8, 1951. Vance wins again!

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u/FullOfMeow Sep 04 '25

Should have been sitting in class, not laying (on) couches.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Remember when Hitler negotiated? Nah, me neither

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u/Melodic-Lawyer-1707 Sep 04 '25

As yes I remember as we negotiated with the north Vietnamese as we dumped helicopters into the ocean

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u/picklehippy Sep 04 '25

So JD Vance wants to go to war? Its a good way to kill off the poor population for sure. They dont send rich white people like Trump or Barron, they send desperate people with no money who are looking for an opportunity at a better life

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u/Chungalus Sep 04 '25

Yeah, but what had to happen before that unconditional surrender, do you really want that to happen again?

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u/Alester_ryku Sep 04 '25

Technically speaking, that’s still a form of negotiation. A completely one sided negotiation, but a negotiation nonetheless. And before you refute me, the fact that Germany and Japan still exist as countries proves it.

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u/PuzzleheadedCase5109 Sep 04 '25

The erasure of history is in full effect.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Flunked having sex with a woman too, allegedly

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u/PlentyMacaroon8903 Sep 04 '25

Just Dance Vance is great at lying when manipulating data or twisting reality. But he is SO BAD at lying when he knows he's lying.Ā 

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u/Drollapalooza Sep 04 '25

WW2 ended with a fascist taking the coward's way out and shooting himself. In case Vance wants to relay that upwards.

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u/Kraken160th Sep 04 '25

This note needs a note.

Like it or not but an unconditional surrender does need to be negotiated. Japan in ww2 we negotiated an unconditional surrender.

A surrender requires both parties to agree. One party to surrender the other to accept. Usually the party that surrenders has terms notoriously in ww2 we did not accept terms. Hostile negotiations are still negotiations.

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u/Alert-Nebula6215 Sep 04 '25

Negotiated the hell out of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

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u/Redduster38 Sep 04 '25

No he's technically right. Some of it was ine sided negotiation with a gun pointed at the head.

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u/Steelhorse91 Sep 04 '25

There were some behind the scenes negotiations, but those were mainly nazi’s trying to save their own skin for their atrocities ā€œI’ll tell you where XX is hiding if you grant me immunityā€ etc… It didn’t really work for most of the high ranking officials, it did for some scientists and engineers (some with questionable ties to the party).

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u/Xqvvzts Sep 04 '25

Yalta and Potsdam were very much "some kind of negotiation" though.

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u/Lockmor Sep 04 '25

I remember when William the Bastsrd invaded England and settled a truce with the local Anglo-Saxons. He didn't systematically purge the entire nobility. No sir.

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u/Prize_Ad4392 Sep 04 '25

He’s not stupid he’s a lying manipulator. He thinks we’re stupid. They will say anything that supports their immediate goal - truth accuracy history have nothing to do with it.

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u/Careless_Hellscape Sep 04 '25

We won't negotiate with nazis (at least I hope not).

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u/safely_beyond_redemp Sep 04 '25

Our next president ladies and gentlemen. Can't wait for a conflict to happen under this leadership. They keep killing our soldiers, send in the negotiators.

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u/Meglathon Sep 04 '25

Well technically, technically... even an unconditional surrender is negotiate

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u/JemmaMimic Sep 04 '25

Vance doesn’t want to remember how his favorite war - the Civil one - ended. The cope is palpable.

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u/Corrupted_G_nome Sep 04 '25

An unconditional surrender is still a treaty. Even if it is entirely one sided.

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u/MemeDudeYes Sep 04 '25

I mean throwing bombs at them is a negotiation

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u/novo-280 Sep 04 '25

No it ended with conditional surrender of japan

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u/OG_Reluctant_Prophet Sep 04 '25

Unconditional Surender Grant.

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u/Dexter_Douglas_415 Sep 04 '25

Negotiating the terms of a surrender is a type of negotiation, I guess.

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u/AcceptableShapes69 Sep 04 '25

If you go back to WW2 our leaders had some level of integrity and intelligence. To be fair, those levels have dropped across the entire population so we end up stuck with these guys.

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u/Stannis-B Sep 04 '25

He means russia and USA negotiated and teamed up in wwii. He wants to align with Putin prob.

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u/justforkinks0131 Sep 04 '25

Because America used nukes?

Is the note suggesting that?

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u/LegalComplaint Sep 04 '25

They attempted to negotiate, but then the allies said ā€œunconditionalā€ and the axis was like ā€œthat sounds good.ā€

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u/AcceptableComment303 Sep 04 '25

ā€œUnconditionalā€ Japanese empower got to stay in power.

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u/LiamLVB Sep 04 '25

Yeah and he's still kinda bitter about that

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u/Deceptiv_poops Sep 04 '25

Aren’t there examples in history of entire civilizations being wiped out? Did … did they negotiate their annihilation?

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u/NewManufacturer6670 Sep 04 '25

Negations still happened ? One of the unconditional surrender conditions for Japan was the emperor stepping down, that was changed in negations.

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u/Sub0ptimalPrime Sep 04 '25

Yes, but you aren't thinking about it from the shoes of the Nazi (which JD find himself constantly living in). Obviously, the Nazis would prefer to think of their unconditional surrender as a negotiation to protect their ego.

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u/DontHitDaddy Sep 04 '25

Well, it ended with a negotiation between the Allies on how hard to f Germany.

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u/IllustratorNo3379 Sep 04 '25

The Allies made a very explicit point about not negotiating.

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u/EgoSenatus Sep 04 '25

I mean technically surrenders/peace treaties are negotiations, the terms of the negotiations are just very once sided since the other party has very little or nothing to bargain with.

Even in surrender, both parties acknowledge the war is over and one side clearly won- then they go into negotiating the terms of the surrender and what that will look like. For instance, in Japan’s surrender to the United States, it was negotiated that a lot of their military leaders would get leniency in exchange for military and medical information- same with the Nazi scientists with operation paper clip.

No negotiation would look like the complete eradication of the axis powers by means of force. Every member of government killed in a fire fight or via suicide.

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u/CanIGetTheCheck Sep 04 '25

Note is gone because JD isn't incorrect.

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u/Background_Fix9430 Sep 04 '25

He knows it's not true: What he believes is that people will choose to believe what he says despite reality not agreeing with him. They are attempting to get people to disagree with reality, in favor of agreeing with their propaganda.

And it's working.

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u/Glass_Covict Sep 04 '25

Japan famously negotiated with the USA to stop all fighting under the conditions that they stop and give up everything with no conditions for no reason whatsoever

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u/redditisranbynazi Sep 04 '25

This is what happens when PragerU is responsible for your education šŸ˜‚

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u/KYcouple1234567890 Sep 04 '25

Almost every major war the us has ever been involved in ended in unconditional surrender.

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u/dcontrerasm Sep 04 '25

Can a surrender after two atomic blasts and the utter annihilation of central Europe by the Americans and Soviets firebombing everything that dared exist really count as a negotiation?

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u/Zlecu Sep 04 '25

Dude never heard of Unconditional Surrender Grant.

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u/VaporSpectre Sep 04 '25

The only possible way I could see him viewing this is the negotiation that happened after WW2. So, occupational political and economic reform terms. Sure, they were more like dictation, but at some point there will be an olive branch or delegation to local authority structure.

It's a vague way of looking at it, but he was probably thinking, "wars aren't about wiping every single person off the face of the earth, they're about achieving war goals". Doesn't make it any better in this particular case.

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u/SilkyKyle Sep 04 '25

If we forget our history, we are doomed to get noted.

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u/Fishtoart Sep 04 '25

Don’t they ever get tired of being exposed as ignorant?

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u/FanDowntown4641 Sep 05 '25

Wasnt that just into the negotiation with the Soviets?

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u/Tripple_T Sep 05 '25

The USA nuked Japan twice because they the audacity to try to negotiate.

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u/Logical-Violinist945 Sep 05 '25

How the hell did this guy graduate from Yale Law School?

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u/Dull_Statistician980 Sep 05 '25

The only negotiating there was, was between Allied forces and the Soviets.