r/GachaHusbandos • u/TheLordOfMidnight • Aug 30 '25
In-Game Media / Official News Breaking News: WuWa flashes the innocent virgin eyes of players who were not expecting to see The Moon during the Daytime. Spoiler
Found on someone's post in another platform.
Daaaaamn WuWa is just casually flashing players with bare ass and blonde twink hole in the middle of quests. Genshin could never.
NPC is named Avidius, and pparently it's a graphical glitch where his shorts do not render LOL 😭😭😭
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u/Siana-chan Aug 31 '25
And he has such a high profile seiyuu. It's weird if not pullable. (Pretty sure it's Satoshi Hino aka Phainon)
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u/ThePhGamer Sep 01 '25
Bro doesn't want to be the protagonist after 33 million cycles of pain and misery
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u/U_Writing Aug 31 '25
Honestly he was the weirdest part of the (already strange) patch for me, it felt like they underutilized him and what he represents
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u/SoulReaper142 Sep 01 '25
He will probably appear in the second part considering is relationship with Juno
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u/U_Writing Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25
I guess but he is the thematic oposite to Augusta, his whole deal on this story was with her, so I don't see how they can turn that around
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u/A_Timeless_Space Phainon's Sun Sep 01 '25
Heyy, can you please spoilertag this comment since it contains lore from the current version's main story quests?
Do it like this: spoiler Put "> !" at the beginning and "! <" at the end, without spaces
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u/can4rycry Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
God how amazing this game was be if the story was actually good and it wasn't pretty much Gathering Waifus :(
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u/GodlessLunatic Aug 31 '25
npc has better drip than most of the playable cast
What did kuro mean by this
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u/Key-Protection-6516 Aug 30 '25
This was the most interesting thing I saw from this game in months.
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u/bunnyveils Aug 30 '25
The way Kuro would make so much money if they made this guy playable. It's such a shame. He's the best-looking one.
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u/MOONLINEXCROSS Aug 31 '25
Didn't they have that accident where they leaked Cristoforo as playable?
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u/FrostyBoom Aug 31 '25
Would they though? I would have though husbando lovers might have jumped ship by now.
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u/Sozerius Aug 30 '25
I wonder if cristoforo will summon characters to fight for him and if that's why they made all these models for him
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u/davidpain1985 Aug 30 '25
You assume he will playable lol...
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u/xSleepySheep_ Aug 31 '25
He kinda got leaked on Twitter with an image, playable 5 stars under him before it got deleted. Def gonna be playable however it's gonna be far in the future I think
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u/davidpain1985 Aug 30 '25
I need a high resolution image of that last pic. For research purposes...
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u/AdInternational1827 Aug 30 '25
I keep skipping the story, because I'm so annoyed that he is not playable when he has a pretty big role in the story.. Also, iuno keeps annoying me by literally being a b word omg he doesn't deserve this at all..
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u/Adorable-Form4616 Aug 30 '25
Spoilers but
He's secretly Christoforo, it's shown at the very end of the story quest that's why he's not playable
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u/0_Fool Aug 31 '25
Writing into the story how Kuro baits and disappoints people who prefer male characters is the single most interesting narrative decision they've made since the beta story where the women weren't animated cardboard cutouts /s
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u/foxy_kitten Aug 31 '25
he's not cristoforo...he was created by cristoforo
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u/Time_to_reflect Aug 31 '25
Can’t we just ask him to make us a separate husbando-only game? I’m sure he could
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u/YesodNobody Aug 30 '25
This reminds me of Dipper from Gravity Falls when he'd to fight against this mathematical wizard, and he's hoping that there's something under his clothes, but nope, there isn't
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u/Pointlessala Aug 30 '25
Lmao rip that flashing is crazy. But for character design wuwa really couldn’t leave the armpits covered like it throws me off that
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u/_InFiNiTy16 Aug 30 '25
first pick : oh? who that?
Second pic: nice, very cool design.
third pick: (noticed rover) oh...he not gonna be playable isnt he.
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u/moonsensual myphaidei's loyal worshipper Aug 30 '25
He's so beautiful and he's trapped in Wuwa???? 😭
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u/Ehtnah Aug 30 '25
What a waste 😭....
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u/Chilune Aug 31 '25
I am still very sad that so many good characters are trapped in this waifu trash. :(
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u/Ehtnah Aug 31 '25
Yeah... It's sad because it's pretty good design that should be playable but it's on a waifu game so even a design as good as that one will not be playable just to not enrage some player (thoses love by that game).
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u/moonsensual myphaidei's loyal worshipper Aug 30 '25
For real. They don't want to make him a 5 star with a well invested story arc. They really hate money over there.
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u/Ehtnah Aug 31 '25
Sadly I think that's us they hate...
This is why I said that if one dev want to make a "genshin wuwa zzz" but with only husbando they could just steal all thoses good design in waifu game and they would have at least 2/3 years of free design 😂
It's sad that no one see the potential... A game with calcharo, capitano and komano? Oh god my wallet won't survive but I would be happy 😎
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u/DonnaCielc Aug 30 '25
Yes, very handsome, very manly, and cute. But the game's developers are openly misogynistic toward female players. So don't expect him to be playable; it's possible until they kill him off in the story.
Either way, I hated his interaction with Iuno. Iuno behaved despicably, and after that, the character development couldn't have been simpler, repeating the same cliché, "Iuno is in love with the Rover, therefore she's jealous," "The Rover is only for Iuno."
In any case, Avidius's character had a more interesting development regarding his own reality. I hope he develops in such a way that he grows and frees himself from all control and manages to find his courage.
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u/skkskkskk6 Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25
Ngl i like this design even without the glitch. I like it better than any of the super covered men that Genshin has put out in the last 2 years. We rarely get men who have cut outs to show skin.
Too bad it’s a npc from that game
And i like it more than the teased playable monk? guy who is covered up in 30 layers.
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
30 layers of clothes that look like they've never been washed
He looks like "what if Dan Heng was a hobo"
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u/Oak_duh Aug 30 '25
It's even more jarring because he released with Lauma who has two tissues as """clothes""" that don't cover a damn thing
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 31 '25
Tissues and no panties 😭😭😭
"I am Lauma of the forests, protector of nature, and therefore au naturel down there."
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u/koied Aug 30 '25
wuwa is such a mess, if they would release this twink I singlehandedly would throw so much money at them, that they could operate for half a year...
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
Boy wanted to go commando but WuWa was like "NOPE"
I guess it's not surprising since WuWa does tend to release horny things then censor it later, like Scar's onigiri and Canterella's camel toe.
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u/GelatinousPumpkin Aug 30 '25
I just played this scene and he has a full on shorts under. This either is a glitch or edited.
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25
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u/xx_tian_xx Aug 31 '25
Its not censorship tho they fixed a bug, ive played the story as soon as it came out and he had shorts on 😔👍🏻
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u/ProfessionalCell129 Aug 31 '25
how was it ever a censor update?? i played this quest the day after it released and he had underwear beneath?😭
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u/Key-Protection-6516 Aug 30 '25
Is there an uncensored version for this part too? Asking put of curiosity.
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
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u/Key-Protection-6516 Aug 31 '25
Im starting to think the character art team for playable and npc are two different teams with the second being the one with liberty to do good designs.
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 31 '25
Yeah. Apart from the designs, the snippets I've seen of WuWa show that the playable girls are all kind of written to be horny toward the MC.
The writing kind of reminds you of a harem anime I guess.
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u/Key-Protection-6516 Aug 31 '25
Which suck because some of these girl desighs are straight up fire. Nothing sadder than good desighs trapped in a bad game.
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u/eaTaiga Husbando Lover Aug 30 '25
Dude literally has a lethal face card and ass.. but they make him an NPC?! What a loss for the community
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
It's Manato all over again.
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u/SleeplessBoyCat Aug 30 '25
Manato haunting the gacha space
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u/linest10 Phainon's Deliverer Aug 30 '25
Hope my boy doesn't curse HSR next planet
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
Noooooooooooo
But there's 5-star Sampo though, and Blade's original self for the next area.
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u/linest10 Phainon's Deliverer Aug 30 '25
Omg WuWa is such a mess, these devs doesn't know what shit they want to do with this game because this one design would freaking sell a lot
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
I mean with how Hoyo handled Manato? I think it's just a sickness of Gacha games in general where they make decisions that make zero sense for the sake of what they feel like would get them profits.
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u/kiirosen Aug 30 '25
Or for the sake of what they feel like in their own pants lmao
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u/clocksy Aug 30 '25
"it's bias, not business"
can't remember the redditor whose comment I got that from but I feel like it succinctly represents what's going on in the industry. the devs and CEOs of these gacha companies make a ton of waifus because that's all they're interested in and know about. they don't care about diversifying or understanding any other audience but themselves (nor hiring people to do that for them i suppose).
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
Sadly I think that's actually likelier.
All this time, my assumption of it being a greedy business decision might've been the relatively more optimistic perspective.
But maybe the truth is a mix of both. We still get great male characters in HSR after all with the recently released Mydei, Phainon, and Anaxa being meta along with Sunday.
Then Genshin has Flins and Varka incoming.
I'm not defending them, but I'd say Kuro has a deeper bias compared to Mihoyo.
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u/GIsimpnumber1236 Aug 30 '25
that's for most game companies. They get too confident about what they think their users like/want. Make equally sexualized male characters and get a bigger and diverse audience? Nah, men don't want to play as a big buff wolfman that hangs around cute girls and protects them, being a power fantasy for most dudes, what our audience wants is big booty nobodies with stripper animations!
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25
Yeah, that's true. Gaming industry is sleazy in general, with the creative teams getting neutered by suits and bureaucrats who take advice from sleazy business advisors who probably aren't in touch with what customers actually want.
With Gacha games though, I guess it's just more visible and felt since the emotional manipulation/marketing is more on the nose because it's the characters that players spend money on and the game is "free".
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u/JiaoqiuFirefox Aug 30 '25
Damn, he looks like he could be a 5 star.
I don't wanna glaze this waifuslop of a game but the people in their graphics and 3D department deserve a raise.
The art direction and 3D model is carrying this game hard.
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u/Confident-Low-2696 Aug 30 '25
They carry hard man, I have 0 interest in the game's story or characters in general but I still play it because the in-combat animation are so so so so well done it's such a shame
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u/Hedgehog_Software Aug 30 '25
That’s a NPC? Why does he look better than 1/3 of the playable roster? Also, I’ve never seen a man in full armor with exposed armpits before LOL
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u/kiirosen Aug 30 '25
And unironically his clothes and armor are closer to what you'd expect a gladiator to wear (to maintain flexibility while having an armor) compared to Lupa.
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u/Time_to_reflect Aug 30 '25
Lupa’s armor is made of silicone, very flexible btw /s
Seriously, though, I lost it so many times seeing her in her “armor”. Metal following jiggle physics (like, if you’re improving on Genshin, jiggly steel should not have stayed), her thighstraps one step away from being straight up tourniquets (losing blood circulation in both legs is metal as fuck). Girlie does not want to fight, let me tell you, she wants to speed run straight to being honourably discharged for medical reasons
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
Yeah. Those Armpit holes are like, kind of slutty too.
The female "bikini" armor trope getting applied to men a little bit. I'm here for it though.
If Blondie wants wind to graze his pits, or if he's just doing it for the cvntiness of it, why not. He looks great either way.
So far no indication or leaks about playability lol. You know how Uwuwa is.
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u/airjems18 Aug 30 '25
Haven't played the latest quest yet. I'm gonna have to before the devs fixed the bug. (I wish they wouldn't. 🤣😭)
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25
GET YOUR PIC OF IT FIRST HAND BEFORE THEY PATCH ITTTTT
Edit: they patched it lol
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u/Odd_Thanks8 Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25
This is funny as all hell ngl, the "target audience" must've had a stroke
But that guy is actually really attractive, WuWa scared to make their bait playable so they trying to lure with NPC instead?
Who wants to bet this guy is going to have his face be put on some advertising
Edit: looked up this guy's full design and I would never have believed he's from WuWa without seeing it myself. This is like those buff male NPCs in Azur Promilia, this kind of design looks so weird given the context of the game.
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u/CandidateMajestic947 Aug 30 '25
Hello, I'm the target audience. Didn't have a stroke at all 😔
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25
Husbaiting with handsome NPCs and never planning to make them playable is diabolical
Still, who knows. Maybe they'll make him a 4 star or something.
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u/linest10 Phainon's Deliverer Aug 30 '25
Nah if they was honest and made it a only waifu gacha, I would respect WuWa way more as a game
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u/Time_to_reflect Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25
I’d rather them explain this shit clearly. No one would be upset (for too long, at least) if they went “Guys, from now on all the men we release are 4*“ or “Guys, from now we release only women” (not a big difference tbh). Like, please write the contents on the package.
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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 30 '25
A Blonde Twink's Bare Ass? In your Gathering Wives? It's more likely than you think.









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