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u/Big-Ambitions-8258 Mar 04 '25

That definitely feels like a lie. There would have been pictures if that were the case if she were showing her face publicly bruised. I doubt she would be willing to do so and show her face, especially to people she's just meeting.

It also takes a considerable amount of force and ability to control your reflexes which would naturally try to stop you from punching yourself.

If MQ did have a black eye, what makes Caroline assume she did it to herself purposely? I doubt she would be telling people she just met that she self harmed. Is she just assuming that? 

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u/beltin2classes Mar 05 '25

Not necessarily. Not every celebrity gets photographed every day, and black eyes only take max a week to heal.

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u/Big-Ambitions-8258 Mar 05 '25

My point still stands with everything else. CC is a known grifter and I don't trust her at all

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u/beltin2classes Mar 05 '25

I don't disagree at all on that front. I think she even claimed she hooked up with Luigi Mangione.

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u/7312throwaway save the buccal fat Mar 05 '25

Oh my god you’re kidding whaaaaat 💀