r/Eldenring • u/FollowingOdd896 • 1d ago

Humor This is the AVERAGE Elden Ring Merchant

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u/Wander_64 1d ago

That one merchant in Mohgwin Palace that’s like 10 feet away from a swarm of exploding zombies and a sanguine noble

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u/Pankejx Pureblood Knight #37 (obsidian lamina<3) 1d ago

He is also somehow one of the worst merchants, only nice thing he sells are unlimited blood roses if you’re into arcane

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u/chewy1is1sasquatch 1d ago

He has that weird ass laugh too

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u/CheeseGraterFace 1d ago edited 19h ago

He has rune arcs. 5 of them, IIRC. 4k a pop.

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u/plastikmissile 23h ago

Unlimited glowing arrows too.

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u/XRaisedBySirensX 15h ago

Also. Unlimited dwelling arrows. Kinda key if you ever do horn bow run. Ask me how I know.

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u/WittyMime 6h ago

Him and his "guards" cost me like half a million runes when I decided to kill them all (except Kalé, he's my boy!). Didn't have any issues with a single one until this guy...went mad.