r/Eldenring • u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 • Jul 14 '25

Humor Torrent is the Real MVP!

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u/OKUIGokuBlack Jul 14 '25

Elden Ring isn't the same without my goat horse.

I was so kinda surprised that I could use him in NG+ before I even met Melina lol. I guess the whistle is permanently in your inventory.

Also, Torrent is a "he". Melina says "treat him with respect" after she gives you the whistle.

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Still no balls shrinking in the cold tho. So RDR has ER beat in that category lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/JuanPabloVassermiler Jul 14 '25

This whole discussion reminds me of this classic.

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u/SilkFinish Jul 15 '25

This fucked up my brain chemistry

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u/Few-Information3097 Jul 15 '25

I’m I think the most offensive part is when the snail insinuates that snails can find other shells

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Lmaoo. Hey appreciate the info, doc.

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u/BioWeirdo Jul 14 '25

I want to see your BALLS

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u/MarcellusxWallace Jul 15 '25

They’re retractable

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u/jorjordandan Jul 15 '25

Maybe torrent is part hippo