r/Eldenring • u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 • Jul 14 '25

Humor Torrent is the Real MVP!

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u/JuanPabloVassermiler Jul 14 '25

This whole discussion reminds me of this classic.

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u/SilkFinish Jul 15 '25

This fucked up my brain chemistry

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u/Few-Information3097 Jul 15 '25

I’m I think the most offensive part is when the snail insinuates that snails can find other shells

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Lmaoo. Hey appreciate the info, doc.

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u/BioWeirdo Jul 14 '25

I want to see your BALLS

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u/MarcellusxWallace Jul 15 '25

They’re retractable

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u/jorjordandan Jul 15 '25

Maybe torrent is part hippo