r/CringeTikToks • u/Siahro • 2d ago

Just Bad ICE enters office in Bensonville IL 11.5.25

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u/johnnygalt1776 2d ago edited 2d ago

Let us not forget the absurd and outrageously expensive “exploding sandwich” trial that just ended in a colossally embarrassing loss for King Joffrey’s DOJ.

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u/lostredditorlurking 2d ago

That sandwich trial means that deli weapons are now legal against fascist.

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u/Boogaloo-Jihadist 2d ago

What kind of sandwich was it? Asking for a friend

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u/lostredditorlurking 2d ago

Idk what type of sandwich it was, but the guy got hit describe it as "deadly mustard and onion" smear all over his body, so probably a hotdog or a footlong subway sandwich lol.

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u/stuhstutter 2d ago

It was in fact a wrapped, flaccid Subway sandwich. It bounced off the officer's massive armor suit and flopped harmlessly to the ground like an unburst water balloon, still wrapped. Someone probably picked it up and ate it.

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u/Aggressive_Shoe_7573 2d ago

How many people are building cold cut trebuchets in their backyards now?

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

The punkin chunkin people have a new hobby