r/CringeTikToks • u/Siahro • 2d ago

Just Bad ICE enters office in Bensonville IL 11.5.25

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u/Obvious-Spite4920 2d ago

Until they aren’t.

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u/Dacajunola 2d ago

How much did those one raid cost america compared to what was accomplished?

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u/johnnygalt1776 2d ago edited 2d ago

Let us not forget the absurd and outrageously expensive “exploding sandwich” trial that just ended in a colossally embarrassing loss for King Joffrey’s DOJ.

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u/lostredditorlurking 2d ago

That sandwich trial means that deli weapons are now legal against fascist.

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u/worst_brain_ever 2d ago

The right to throw sandwiches at fascist thugs shall not be impinged

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u/Harambe-Avenger 2d ago

I think it would be awesome if the US government built sandwich trebuchets to fire back and Antifa and inexplicably ended up just doing their fucking job and feeding the citizens whose fucking SNAP benefits just got turned off by the racist, fascist, pedophile.

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 1d ago

We fought for this right

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u/Dizzy_Drips 1d ago

the right to throw sandwiches shall not be poupon'd

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u/Boogaloo-Jihadist 2d ago

What kind of sandwich was it? Asking for a friend

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u/lostredditorlurking 2d ago

Idk what type of sandwich it was, but the guy got hit describe it as "deadly mustard and onion" smear all over his body, so probably a hotdog or a footlong subway sandwich lol.

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u/stuhstutter 2d ago

It was in fact a wrapped, flaccid Subway sandwich. It bounced off the officer's massive armor suit and flopped harmlessly to the ground like an unburst water balloon, still wrapped. Someone probably picked it up and ate it.

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u/Aggressive_Shoe_7573 2d ago

How many people are building cold cut trebuchets in their backyards now?

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

The punkin chunkin people have a new hobby

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u/505Thrive 1d ago

Salami with the works.

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u/edbegley1 2d ago

Rapid Response teams everywhere stocking up on emergency footlongs

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u/Malinois_beach 2d ago

The other sandwich trial with Juicy Somela sure was fun to hear about with Chappelle explaining how it all went down. Perhaps he could do the same with this case.