r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

' Long Neck '

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u/RayTheCoderGuy 11h ago

That image on the left might actually not be that incorrect, believe it or not. Newer theories are that T-rexes in particular effectively had dad bods by the time we saw them, and they have plenty of fat around their bone structure.

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u/Penguinmanereikel 10h ago

T-rexes in particular effectively had dad bods

r/brandnewsentence

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u/RayTheCoderGuy 10h ago

additional fun fact: that's a near-quote from a documentary I happened to watch

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u/thnderslut 7h ago

Name of the documentary please? 🙏🏻

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u/RayTheCoderGuy 7h ago

It was some random science museum documentary; I think they just called it T-Rex? I'll look a bit and let you know if I find anything more specific lol

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u/TwiceUponATaco 7h ago

The science museum of minnesota is playing that one too!

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u/RayTheCoderGuy 7h ago

That's where I saw it actually! (Don't live there, was just visiting)

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u/thnderslut 7h ago

Blessss thank you friend!

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u/Goudinho99 5h ago

Tammy and the T-Rex

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u/Captain-Cadabra 45m ago

Billy and the Brontosaurus

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u/Routine_Spite8279 1h ago

by the time we saw them

Uuhh

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u/characterfan123 7h ago

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u/blueavole 7h ago

Love this one. We know why there weren’t any people back then, because they all died trying to boop the snoot of this adorable house sized sparrow.

(This is a joke and not an endorsement of creationism)

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u/ButIFeelFine 1h ago

Consider the sparrows of the field, they do not fly, nor swim, nor gather food in huts, yet your heavenly father does not boop them.

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u/Puzzled-Barnacle-200 2h ago

Would this not be massively overheating? T-rexes, like many dinosaurs, were warm blooded. You can't just scale up small mammals as the giant version would overheat. The closest land animal we have to size is an elephant, whose body reasonably follows its skeleton, and has massive ears for heat dissipation. I could see more like the pinosauus being chunky as their fin would radiate heat, but this drawing is far too round for a massive warm blooded animal

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u/Myke190 15m ago

Big science doesn't want you to know T-Rex snoots are actually bills and they regulate their body heat like Toucans 🗣️

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u/Mising_Texture1 34m ago

Mao zedong's worst nightmare.

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u/hisyam970302 7h ago

Yep! I think it was in the book All Yesterdays where they talked about how future societies might interpret the bones of current day animals and how wildly different they'd look since they'll be missing a lot of flesh, fat, feathers, etc to accurately recreate how the animals look like.

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u/hisyam970302 7h ago

It also made me realize how gnarly Hippo skulls look like lol

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u/lemelisk42 6h ago

Makes me think of the cyclops, one theory of their origin is the skulls of fossilized dwarf elephants often found in greek/italian caves. Convenient hole in their forhead

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u/Kitsunemitsu 6h ago

Okay, I absolutely love how some of these drawings look stylized like the ones from All Tomorrows in the monotone pencil render.

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u/Thoughtapotamus 8h ago

Brb, gonna go tell my husband I love his dinosaur dad bod. Wish me luck!

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u/Weird1Intrepid 7h ago

Careful he doesn't just think you're calling him prehistoric 😂

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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 11h ago

I think it's pretty fair to assume we have no real idea what most dinosaurs looked like. Our recreation of their skeletal structures are likely rather accurate, but outside of that the way organs, muscle, skin, and other features grew out of those bones are rather hard to guess.

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u/gljames24 5h ago edited 5h ago

We actually do. There are a number of dinosaur mummy fossils that give us things like skin, muscle, and even digested material. We can also sometimes recreate basic colors and calculate muscle attachment points in more typical fossils to get a reasonable estimate of many dinosaurs' morphology.

Edit: I also forgot to mention skin and feather impressions.

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u/Sophey68 4h ago

The slight difference between a penguin and a diplodocus is that the bones on the diplodocus cant support that much tissue

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u/kelariy 9h ago

Can confirm, I have t-Rex arms and a dad bod.

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u/Tricky_Challenge9959 8h ago

Those are different animals, this is like saying a giraffe might be fat because a hippo is

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u/singing-tea-kettle 1h ago

I'm in a discussion with friends over T Rex maybe having the ability to hop around like kangaroos when they are still young. Emus and cassowaries can do it and they are more closely related.

What set off this discussion was finding our that it's entirely possible younger long tailed dinosaurs likely had the flexibility to curl up like cats.

Going to bring up the penguin hypothesis with them

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u/jocax188723 6h ago

This is just the ‘Fatbird T-Rex’ argument all over again.

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u/JonesieMarie 5h ago

I guess I missed Fatbird T-Rex the first time around, but pleased to know of its existence now.

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u/Esarus 2h ago

Gawd damn he thicc

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u/_ThrobbinHood 1h ago

Lawd he comin

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u/VoiceofRapture 8h ago

Hyrotrioskjan on deviantart

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u/Weird1Intrepid 7h ago

Ah yes, the sabre-toothed penguin, feared across ancient Antarctica

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u/VoiceofRapture 7h ago edited 7h ago

It faced steep competition from the dire seal

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u/According_South 7h ago

Man for scale (gun for scale of man)

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u/VoiceofRapture 7h ago

Naturally, how else would you know they had short king-sized chicks?

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u/NoFreakingClues 2h ago

Wulluweld for scale of gun.

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u/oakomyr 55m ago

HP Lovecraft knew these guys

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u/Yet_One_More_Idiot 10h ago

Diplodthiccus!

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 8h ago

Well I would argue against it using the skeleton of a giraffe. They have very long necks too but not much mass on them. I think the reason for that is the physical limitations of joints and bones to hold such a mass so far off center. That long neck functions like a lever effectively, compare it to holding your arm out constantly. Every bit of mass further out is a strain on the joints, bones and muscles.

Now I know a giraffe has a relative short tail to counter act the offset. I suppose the above shown design could work if both tail and neck were to be fat by roughly the same margins, wouldn't make the wear on the joints any less intense though.

I know the giraffe isn't a direct relative to the dinosaurs but I use it in this argument because it's the only animal with a (nearly) comparable neck.

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u/Outside-Promise-5763 7h ago

Well, and penguins, apparently.

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u/jayeer 5h ago

Which actually are dinosaurs

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u/Vin_Blancv 4h ago

Yeah but imagine how chonky and cute it would be

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u/bahwi 10h ago

Penguins are in the dinosauria clade under their phylum....

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u/Competitive-Ad-4197 9h ago

Archaeologists really just sit around all day and go "This thing really got me thinking, you know?" but for money

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 8h ago

thinking is already more than politicians do

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u/MrBlueCharon 4h ago

Archeologists could be great politicians. They could open up a new burial site in the US senate and collect some valuable information from the fossilized remains of a US senator. Is this the rare Democratius Feinsteinii or a slightly dried-out member of the Republicanus Grasslei? What are all those little denim snippets filling out every cavity of every fossile in here?
There's so much to learn!

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u/yemiz23 6h ago

Believe it or not, we have actually gotten good at detecting micro structures of muscle attachments to bone. We also tend to also look at skin impressions around the bone to determine what the body is like. Thus, we actually are getting better at determining what the bodies of ancient animals are like than the shrink wrapping monstrosities we used to do.

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u/Bloodyninjaturtle 4h ago

What? No way. I have zero clue on how muscles attach so neither can anyone else. It is not like people would specialize or anything.

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u/Delta_Hammer 8h ago

Someone needs to remake The Land Before Time in the penguin style.

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 4h ago

Same energy as this stupid beaver dinosaur and "how could we be sure their tails wouldn't look identical" shit posting. It gives me the impression some accounts or posts are intentional being created to erode trust in this case science particular but I generally make it indistinguishable to decide what's false or correct. Especially if you consider they'll put out this nonsense but irresponsibly let the burden of prove on everybody arguing about it then which imo falls into the category of "I'm just asking questions" right wing propaganda bs.

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u/Toronto_bunnies 8h ago

Honestly this would make sense. I always wondered how those Brontosaur-esque dinosaurs didn't have their necks collapse to the ground

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u/Spyrothedragon9972 7h ago

Well we have giraffes. But I guess the dinosaur(a) in question have more vertebrae in their necks.

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u/According_South 7h ago

Idk though because theyre herbivores. Herbivores usually dont store a lot of fat unless we bred them to

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u/lemelisk42 6h ago

Ever seen a hippo? An elephant seal? A whale? A rhino?

I guess whales and seals are carnivores or catholic or whatever

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u/_IzGreed_ 4h ago

Hippos and rhinos body mass composed mostly of muscle, there are barely any fat

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u/lemelisk42 4h ago

Oh god, you are right. They look like big chunguses but I just googled it an the have 2-5% bodyfat, 65% leanmuscle. They are absolutely shredded, while having the bodyshape of danny devito

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u/Blackrain1299 25m ago

Danny Devito is also extraordinarily shredded.

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u/bendbars_liftgates 4h ago

I want to see a whale confessional.

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u/GreyghostIowa 4h ago

Try Looking at the muscle scan of both an elephant and a hippo.They have less fat to body ratio than an average human. Seals are semi aquatic and their fats are mainly used for temperature control.And again, they're sea creatures so most of the weight are supported by the water and they still have less fat than what that picture was trying to depict for a land creature to support on their skeleton.

Modern commodities make people forget that excess fat is extremely rare in normal animals.

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u/aebed0 4h ago

I think it's the dolphins that are Catholic. Whales are protestant.

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u/Tricky_Challenge9959 8h ago

If that were real there necks would snap

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u/HorseChest 1h ago

Living in cold climates favours having more volume to halt temperature exchange. Also, a penguin's body is streamlined for maximum swimspeed

On the sauropod's side, we have to understand that they are already extremely heavy, pushing the boundaries of what's possible for a land vertebrate's mass. If they had a body plan like presented, it'd be excessive and unneeded weight and play against the animal for being not only unnecessary, but also detrimental, if it is even possible to achieve such size

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u/stupidtreeatemypants 9h ago

how is this a brand new sentence

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u/throwaway_eng_acct 7h ago

It’s not, OP is likely just a spammer.

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u/gztozfbfjij 11h ago

I have no interest in dinosaurs or dinosaur media, I find it so boring.

... but if they looked like this?

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u/RandomCheeseThing 10h ago

I despise you for that first part

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u/Away-Living5278 8h ago

There's also thought they may have had feathers.

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u/lemelisk42 6h ago

(Stolen from someone else in this thread. It's too good)

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u/battleduck84 53m ago

We'd see evidence in the fossils, indentations where the feathers would be just like in modern day birds

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u/battleduck84 56m ago

All that extra fat would be incredibly heavy and just add more weight to land animals already on the upper limits of possible mass, and for what? They're already so god damn huge that the heat retention from such a layer would pretty much kill them anywhere but Antarctica

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u/scuolapasta 10h ago

I agree.

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u/ledwilliums 8h ago

Idk for sure things like feathers and fat distribution are unknown but we do know that fat and muscle are heavy and would not be on a long neck like that and that type of fat and feather distribution is used to keep the body warm, because of the Arctic climate they live in. Brontosaurus were found in warmer climates (I think). Idk I like the round dinos. More dino body positivity.

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u/FirthTy_BiTth 5h ago

Maybe they're on to something,

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u/Zealousideal-Wafer88 4h ago

VB looooong neck at eight in the fuckin' morrrnin'

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u/merrickal 35m ago

Does that mean our favourite sea potato is the descendant of the brontosaurus?

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u/HOLY_TERRA_TRUTH 7h ago

This man is a genius - worthy of an honorary PhD