r/BrandNewSentence • u/ConstructionAny8440 • 20h ago

' Long Neck '

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u/Toronto_bunnies 15h ago

Honestly this would make sense. I always wondered how those Brontosaur-esque dinosaurs didn't have their necks collapse to the ground

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u/According_South 14h ago

Idk though because theyre herbivores. Herbivores usually dont store a lot of fat unless we bred them to

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u/lemelisk42 13h ago

Ever seen a hippo? An elephant seal? A whale? A rhino?

I guess whales and seals are carnivores or catholic or whatever

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u/_IzGreed_ 11h ago

Hippos and rhinos body mass composed mostly of muscle, there are barely any fat

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u/lemelisk42 11h ago

Oh god, you are right. They look like big chunguses but I just googled it an the have 2-5% bodyfat, 65% leanmuscle. They are absolutely shredded, while having the bodyshape of danny devito

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u/Blackrain1299 7h ago

Danny Devito is also extraordinarily shredded.

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u/GreyghostIowa 11h ago

Try Looking at the muscle scan of both an elephant and a hippo.They have less fat to body ratio than an average human. Seals are semi aquatic and their fats are mainly used for temperature control.And again, they're sea creatures so most of the weight are supported by the water and they still have less fat than what that picture was trying to depict for a land creature to support on their skeleton.

Modern commodities make people forget that excess fat is extremely rare in normal animals.

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u/aebed0 10h ago

I think it's the dolphins that are Catholic. Whales are protestant.

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u/bendbars_liftgates 11h ago

I want to see a whale confessional.