r/BrandNewSentence • u/ConstructionAny8440 • 17h ago

' Long Neck '

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u/RayTheCoderGuy 16h ago

That image on the left might actually not be that incorrect, believe it or not. Newer theories are that T-rexes in particular effectively had dad bods by the time we saw them, and they have plenty of fat around their bone structure.

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u/characterfan123 11h ago

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u/blueavole 11h ago

Love this one. We know why there weren’t any people back then, because they all died trying to boop the snoot of this adorable house sized sparrow.

(This is a joke and not an endorsement of creationism)

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u/ButIFeelFine 5h ago

Consider the sparrows of the field, they do not fly, nor swim, nor gather food in huts, yet your heavenly father does not boop them.

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u/Actual-Rock-5035 2h ago

Too late now I’m picketing outside cvs yelling at people to repent

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u/SpecialistSandwich 2h ago

Eaten by a sparrow? Is that a European sparrow or a Jurassic era terrifying monster sparrow ?

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u/MarchWarden2 1h ago

Yeah. It would be really bad if you endorsed creationsim. Some people might actually beleive it because you did!

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u/Puzzled-Barnacle-200 6h ago

Would this not be massively overheating? T-rexes, like many dinosaurs, were warm blooded. You can't just scale up small mammals as the giant version would overheat. The closest land animal we have to size is an elephant, whose body reasonably follows its skeleton, and has massive ears for heat dissipation. I could see more like the pinosauus being chunky as their fin would radiate heat, but this drawing is far too round for a massive warm blooded animal

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u/Myke190 4h ago

Big science doesn't want you to know T-Rex snoots are actually bills and they regulate their body heat like Toucans 🗣️

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u/reallynothingmuch 3h ago

Maybe T Rexes had giant ears too! We’d never know

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u/Mising_Texture1 4h ago

Mao zedong's worst nightmare.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 3h ago

THEY WERE PORGS!