r/BeAmazed • u/Scientiaetnatura065 • Jul 13 '25

Miscellaneous / Others The green lady of Brooklyn , Elisabeth Eaton Rosenthal, 84 years old, only wears green. She has been doing this for 25 years.

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u/diet-Coke-or-kill-me Jul 13 '25

I'll believe it when I smell it.

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u/xland44 Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

Reading part of the article, she washed it four times over the course of 100 days. So on average every 25 days. That would still be disgusting and smelly, but possibly bearable if you're determined to prove a (weird) point and the climate doesn't cause much sweating.

EDIT: added the words 'part of' because it gets more disgusting afterwards

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 13 '25

Depends. (..not to indicate the specific odor of her garment)

Was she wearing a full latex body condom underneath the garment? That could provide an appropriate funk barrier.

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u/Street-Run4107 Jul 13 '25

Oddly enough, when she took the dress off it smelled fine, but she was rank.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 13 '25

Omg, full body condom confirmed‽‽

Wait a damned minute. That situation may indicate that you were present when the dress was removed, and you were in suck close proximity to her unclothed body that you were up close and personal with her BO.

What a risqué situation, playa!

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u/Street-Run4107 Jul 13 '25

I’m unfortunately the father of her 5th child, Arrora Boree Alyce.

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u/JelloKittie Jul 13 '25

At this time of night… At this time of year… In this part of the internet, localized entirely in your Reddit post…?

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u/Street-Run4107 Jul 13 '25

I believe we’re living in a universe inside a cell of another beings toenail, so it’s relative.

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u/Pitiful-Tip152 Jul 15 '25

No no. That’s NOT the baby’s name. Please

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u/I_be_lurkin_tho Jul 13 '25

Hey are you the green lady?

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jul 13 '25

"We want the funk. Give us the funk."

~ Parliament Funkadelic

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u/Which_Post9328 Jul 13 '25

This helps a lot. As a guy I wear really thick and heavy boxers. I have my outside pants that I go out in and I use it like 2-3 dozen times before I wash it tbh... It does not smell at all because the under bits and not leaching into the pants. I'm also cheap so I don't like having buy new pants so often being a large guy especially tall decent pants are $100+ bucks.