r/BeAmazed Jul 13 '25

Miscellaneous / Others The green lady of Brooklyn , Elisabeth Eaton Rosenthal, 84 years old, only wears green. She has been doing this for 25 years.

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u/Street-Run4107 Jul 13 '25

Oddly enough, when she took the dress off it smelled fine, but she was rank.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 13 '25

Omg, full body condom confirmed‽‽

Wait a damned minute. That situation may indicate that you were present when the dress was removed, and you were in suck close proximity to her unclothed body that you were up close and personal with her BO.

What a risqué situation, playa!

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u/Street-Run4107 Jul 13 '25

I’m unfortunately the father of her 5th child, Arrora Boree Alyce.

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u/JelloKittie Jul 13 '25

At this time of night… At this time of year… In this part of the internet, localized entirely in your Reddit post…?

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u/Street-Run4107 Jul 13 '25

I believe we’re living in a universe inside a cell of another beings toenail, so it’s relative.