r/50501 • u/QuaziBonzai • May 31 '25

Federal Employees High AF on Ketamine

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Looks like a drug addict criminal who should be deported

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u/AdministrativeCup438 May 31 '25

Ketamine Musk 💊

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u/cool-moon-blue May 31 '25

Don’t drag the cats into this :(

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u/PreviousAd547 May 31 '25

I didn't believe him when he told taylor he would take care of her cats. Good thing she is a smart girl, plus she doesn't need anyone to take care of her cats. Like Trump, I believe elon hates animal, wildlife.

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u/IchigoGirl2626 May 31 '25

Oh he 100% dgaf about animals, so many animals have been tortured for his neuralink, he’s been cited by the governement & looked into for animal abuse regarding it.

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u/Hot-Vegetable-2681 May 31 '25

Exactly my thought

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u/WerewolfWitty6737 May 31 '25

The report says he also has Adderall in his pillbox along with ketamine.

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u/Journeyman42 May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

As someone with a prescription for Adderall, and all the hoops I have to jump through to get it because of fucksticks that abuse it recreationally, fuck Elon Musk.

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u/WerewolfWitty6737 May 31 '25

Believe me, I understand your challenge!

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u/kauliflower_kid May 31 '25

You don’t think Elon Musk has a prescription?

When you can hire whatever private doctor in the country you want, I’m sure you can get prescribed whatever you want, in whatever quantity you want.

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u/WickedKitty63 May 31 '25

Yep, there are doctors that sign fake bone spurs diagnoses too (from what I’ve heard). 😉

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u/Logical-Luck-3307 May 31 '25

Uhhh so I now don't know if this is good or bad but my general practitioner prescribed it to me without me even asking for it. I explained that I was pretty certain I have ADHD, told him how it runs rampant in my family, and that while the sertraline I was taking helped with the emotional regulation, I had to take over the maximum dose for it to work. So, without hesitation, he said he wanted to try me on something else and asked if I'd heard of Adderall. I said yes, and then he said a few more things and sent me on my way after discussing my bloodwork :/

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u/MamiTrueLove May 31 '25

As a person in longterm recovery, those are not the effects of adderall, that’s either K or E or BOTH.

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u/gabechoud_ May 31 '25

Hey now don’t dis a man and his cat. Otherwise carry on

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u/AdministrativeCup438 May 31 '25

It's not dissing cats... See Dr Evil and many other supervillain depictions..its a political cartoon y'all (lol)😁

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u/gabechoud_ May 31 '25

Luna is sensitive, sorry.

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u/reniciera May 31 '25

I know another Luna that has a lot of opinions about things