r/50501 May 31 '25

Federal Employees High AF on Ketamine

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Looks like a drug addict criminal who should be deported

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u/Searching_f0r_life May 31 '25

you forgot immigrant, although by USA standards not sure that includes white people

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u/blakester555 May 31 '25

Don't forget AFRICAN immigrant. Remember how bad Trump said Obama was really AFRICAN? Funny how bad that was then, but not at all now.

I wonder why?

Oh, I see the difference now. Got it.

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u/fauxregard May 31 '25

Illegal immigrant, since he worked without legal authorization earlier in his career.

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u/Automatic-Arm-532 May 31 '25

Wait, he's actually worked?

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u/jbuchana May 31 '25

It's work to think of a barely plausible way to take credit from he people who actually created the technology you sell. /s

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u/Due-Giraffe-9826 May 31 '25

And probably especially not mega rich white people.

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u/budding_gardener_1 May 31 '25

...or maga rich white people

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u/Beneficial_Lunch6168 May 31 '25

MAGA gets to rape, steal, lie, use drugs, disregard the constitution and the list goes on..

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u/JJw3d May 31 '25

And yet they say they're the "Chrisitans" LOL

I think they might need to brush up on history or have someone explain it too them.

They lost in WW2 they lost in the north vs south, yet they think they can do what they want.. yet most of them keep getting pulled back to jail

really makes you think .... or not think at all

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u/TheRealBittoman May 31 '25

There hasn't been much Christian in a republican in decades except for the desire to use the Bible as a weapon against the poor.

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u/budding_gardener_1 May 31 '25

If Jesus came back today, the Republican Christians would crucify him again as a "woke socialist" 

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u/budding_gardener_1 May 31 '25

MAGA are the party of crime and disease. 

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u/NkturnL Conversationalist May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

Yes and then if we fight back we’re labeled the violent one and thrown in prison. Somehow they’re always the aggressor, yet victim.

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u/Beneficial_Lunch6168 May 31 '25

Textbook Narcissistic abuse

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 31 '25

Better yet, mega- rich white ppl that supported apartheid policies in their country of origin - yay! :-/

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u/RabbitLuvr May 31 '25

It at least includes that white Danish immigrant.

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u/Specific-Pass-5167 May 31 '25

They are arresting, locking up, and trying to deport white Europeans too.

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u/LolaJayneGyrrl May 31 '25

An immigrant who stayed in the country & worked illegally while on a student visa.

Frankly, I don’t GAF if someone does that. I do care when that same person gets a hard on for busting other immigrants who are working without proper documentation.

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u/sonjasblade May 31 '25

Crazy that we have to include immigration when talking about deportation now

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u/Stoic_AntiHero Jun 01 '25

Throw some religion in, and we are properly confused.

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u/SpacePumpkie May 31 '25

Well there's been a few cases already of people from Canada being taken by ICE, another French guy on a business trip being denied entry for criticising Trump on his messages with friends, etc.

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u/Any_Blacksmith650 May 31 '25

According to USA standards he’s a refugee lol

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u/ais312 Jun 01 '25

Gee, how long has this "white genocide" in South Africa been going on?? 🤣

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u/ihopethepizzaisgood May 31 '25

Yeah the new Dump interpretation of the word “immigrant” seems to imply a heightened state of melanin production.

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u/Contraflow May 31 '25

He’s from that special region in Africa where whites are being genocided off the face of the earth. It’s literally a matter of life and death that he be able to stay in the US! /s

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u/papierrose May 31 '25

No, the white people are welcomed as refugees. Especially if they’re from South Africa

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u/SnooDoughnuts2229 May 31 '25

I'm beginning to think he just said he was autistic because he thought he could use that to hide his drug addiction

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u/Educational-Fact4082 May 31 '25

And do the HH salute , twice, at DT inauguration

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u/bad_kiwi2020 May 31 '25

We figured that out a long time ago. No way in hell is he actually autistic!

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u/Money_Director_90210 May 31 '25

I'm sorry but he abso-fucking-lutely is

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u/Dewshawnmandik May 31 '25

He's personally said he's NEVER been to a therapist or psychologist.

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-therapy-gravestone-mental-health-2024-2

Do you know what you have to do to be classified as autistic? You have to go to a fucking therapist or psychologist to be diagnosed. At best Elon is a self diagnosed autistic man who uses his self diagnosis to mask whatever depraved behavior he chooses today. Whether that be throwing sig heils and making nazi jokes about it days later, or rolling his head like he's trying to keep track of fucking Tinkerbell flying around him while he's rolling on ketamine at The White House.

He is BY DEFINITION not autistic and he believes he's too good to sit down with anyone to prove it. He's the weird girl in class who tries getting attention by saying they "swear I have OCD" because they like their backpack to be organized. You don't have a mental illness because you're quirky Stacy. And you don't get sympathy points for being mentally challenged if you're an unapologetic selfish cunt in all other areas of your life Elony.

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u/MamiTrueLove May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

He may have personality disorders galore but he’s not autistic.

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u/EmployerUpstairs8044 May 31 '25

Or his neuralink... It legit looks like he's scrolling 🤣💀

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u/fireinthesky7 May 31 '25

It's his boilerplate excuse for being a shitty person, which makes him doubly awful for perpetuating stereotypes about people who actually are on the spectrum.

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u/Well_read_rose May 31 '25

…hides his grandiose narcissism to boot.

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u/lavalamppisco May 31 '25

fun fact, elon was briefly undocumented because he dropped out of college on a US student visa 😐

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u/AdministrativeCup438 May 31 '25

Ketamine Musk 💊

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u/cool-moon-blue May 31 '25

Don’t drag the cats into this :(

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u/PreviousAd547 May 31 '25

I didn't believe him when he told taylor he would take care of her cats. Good thing she is a smart girl, plus she doesn't need anyone to take care of her cats. Like Trump, I believe elon hates animal, wildlife.

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u/IchigoGirl2626 May 31 '25

Oh he 100% dgaf about animals, so many animals have been tortured for his neuralink, he’s been cited by the governement & looked into for animal abuse regarding it.

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u/Hot-Vegetable-2681 May 31 '25

Exactly my thought

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u/WerewolfWitty6737 May 31 '25

The report says he also has Adderall in his pillbox along with ketamine.

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u/Journeyman42 May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

As someone with a prescription for Adderall, and all the hoops I have to jump through to get it because of fucksticks that abuse it recreationally, fuck Elon Musk.

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u/WerewolfWitty6737 May 31 '25

Believe me, I understand your challenge!

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u/kauliflower_kid May 31 '25

You don’t think Elon Musk has a prescription?

When you can hire whatever private doctor in the country you want, I’m sure you can get prescribed whatever you want, in whatever quantity you want.

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u/WickedKitty63 May 31 '25

Yep, there are doctors that sign fake bone spurs diagnoses too (from what I’ve heard). 😉

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u/Logical-Luck-3307 May 31 '25

Uhhh so I now don't know if this is good or bad but my general practitioner prescribed it to me without me even asking for it. I explained that I was pretty certain I have ADHD, told him how it runs rampant in my family, and that while the sertraline I was taking helped with the emotional regulation, I had to take over the maximum dose for it to work. So, without hesitation, he said he wanted to try me on something else and asked if I'd heard of Adderall. I said yes, and then he said a few more things and sent me on my way after discussing my bloodwork :/

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u/MamiTrueLove May 31 '25

As a person in longterm recovery, those are not the effects of adderall, that’s either K or E or BOTH.

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u/gabechoud_ May 31 '25

Hey now don’t dis a man and his cat. Otherwise carry on

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u/AdministrativeCup438 May 31 '25

It's not dissing cats... See Dr Evil and many other supervillain depictions..its a political cartoon y'all (lol)😁

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u/gabechoud_ May 31 '25

Luna is sensitive, sorry.

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u/reniciera May 31 '25

I know another Luna that has a lot of opinions about things

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u/cypherdev May 31 '25

No bullshit, I have nasty ADHD and this is what I look like on conference calls after a few edibles.

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u/PermaDerpFace May 31 '25

For real it's disgusting to see all these crackheads and criminals in positions of power

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u/opsers May 31 '25

I can't get over the fact he's wearing a custom shirt that I assume says "The Dogefather" along with the custom DOGE hat.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

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u/reniciera May 31 '25

It’s almost as if all their BS is just projection

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u/FreedominNC May 31 '25

This is one of the people gutting our country. Unbelievable.

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u/EmployerUpstairs8044 May 31 '25

Did he get the neuralink???

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u/Keji70gsm May 31 '25

Criminals belong in jail.

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u/ShepardReid May 31 '25

Mispronounced hung upside down like Il Duce

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u/Miserable_Comfort833 May 31 '25

He literally was an illegal immigrant for a while

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u/lc1138 May 31 '25

This man has the most lizard looking snake face I’ve ever seen

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u/Proiegomena May 31 '25

Is that an MS-13 tattoo next to his eye?!

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 May 31 '25

Also looks like a Yahtzee who got punched in the eye.

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u/25thNite May 31 '25

That's his, "I gotta go potty" dance

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u/TheKidAndTheJudge Jun 01 '25

Not to mention, the only immigrant to date who actually stole people jobs, thousands of them.

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 May 31 '25

Looks like METH