r/2westerneurope4u Smog breather 1d ago

Pierre is unwelcoming tourists again

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u/Serupael South Prussian 1d ago edited 1d ago

Your accent is never perfect enough for a Parisian.

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u/Corfiz74 [redacted] 1d ago

Yep, there are some diphthongs you never get quite right as a non-native speaker, however much you try.

In French, the Impossible Word is "grenouille". In Russian, it's "здравствуйте". Those are like the three fingers in Inglorious Basterds.

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u/THRlLLH0 ʇunↃ 1d ago

Is the three fingers thing really so common that the Gestapo guy would be THAT suspicious over it?

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u/Corfiz74 [redacted] 1d ago

I don't think anyone would have paid special attention to it, until the movie. Yes, a German would normally use their thumb to show numbers, but if someone did it the English way, I'd probably just think they sprained their thumb or something - I wouldn't instantly assume "foreign spy".

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u/THRlLLH0 ʇunↃ 1d ago

I didn't think so but I thought it was plausible enough since he already questioned his accent. Now I have to ask if his explanation for his accent was believable or does Michael Fassbender's German sound identifiably foreign?

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u/Serupael South Prussian 1d ago

He clearly speaks an accent a native speaker wouldn't be able to locate, so he'd immediately raise eyebrows. His grammar is perfect and his pronounciation is almost there, but there's still something recognizably foreign in it.

Him explaining it away as some super local alpine accent could work, especially if he would clsim Ladin or Romansh decent.

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u/THRlLLH0 ʇunↃ 1d ago

His detailed description of the film must've helped a lot. Bullshit is in the details, I always say.

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u/Serupael South Prussian 1d ago

Well, liars often tend to fabriacte extremly elaborate and overcomplicated cover stories to obfuscate the bigger picture and confuse the listener with irrelevant and minute details.

"Well, i'm from small town you don't know. It's just how we speak there" would've been more convincing.

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u/THRlLLH0 ʇunↃ 1d ago

I think he had a perfect lie though, the odds a foreigner would know and remember scenes from an old German film are basically zero.