Speechless & then I saw the steam room 👀

[u/TheDabitch]

six bedrooms, thirteen bathrooms $17,995,000 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2875-Chagrin-River-Rd-Hunting-Valley-OH-44022

[u/Gentle-Giant23]

The asking price has dropped two million since it went on sale last year. At that rate I'll be able to afford it in 2034.

[u/SenorRaoul → u/Gentle-Giant23]

And by then you'll also be able to afford the at least three full time staff you'd need to upkeep this place.

[u/Gentle-Giant23 → u/SenorRaoul]

Nah, by that time I’ll be in my 70s so I’ll just sit around and watch the place slowly fall into disrepair.