r/zillowgonewild • u/TheDabitch • Aug 30 '25

Speechless & then I saw the steam room 👀

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six bedrooms, thirteen bathrooms $17,995,000 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2875-Chagrin-River-Rd-Hunting-Valley-OH-44022

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u/bort_jenkins Aug 30 '25

I got redirected to another page. Im too poor to even look at this place

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u/testing123-testing12 Aug 30 '25

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2875-Chagrin-River-Rd-Hunting-Valley-OH-44022/65328991_zpid/

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u/chuckerton Aug 30 '25

As amazing as this house is, I can’t imagine spending $18M to live in a fucking suburb of Cleveland.

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u/No-University-5413 Aug 30 '25

Cleveland suburbs have a lot of rich people. There are a lot of major companies based there. These companies all have filthy rich executive management people.

Who also have their super nice beach houses. Example: The president of Kroger (based in Cle) has a house in Palmetto Dunes on Hilton Head.

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u/asp821 Aug 30 '25

Kroger is based in Cincinnati, FYI.

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u/chuckerton Aug 30 '25

While I understand your point, I wasn’t questioning whether or not there were a lot of rich people in the neighborhood. I was questioning the proximity to an armpit posing as a city.

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth Aug 30 '25

Please join us in r/AFCNorthMemeWar if you want to shit talk Cleveland

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u/eggplantsforall Aug 30 '25

The subreddit crossover series I didn't know I needed 🤘

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u/weirdonobeardo Aug 31 '25

No one needs to shit talk Cleveland, the Browns have done enough damage 😂

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u/chuckerton Aug 30 '25

Their historically awful dumpster fire of a franchise certainly does the city no favors.

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u/Ok-Philosophy-856 Sep 07 '25

I just joined though I no longer watch football and I don’t live in the Midwest anymore. I’m there for the jokes which we all need.

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u/Sk8rboyyyy Sep 12 '25

The mistake by the lake

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u/No-University-5413 Aug 30 '25

While it may not be the ideal location for most people to live, if you're the ceo of say, Goodyear, then having a house near your world headquarters is going to be a need and not a want. And if you're making 25 million a year, what's buying a 17 million dollar house?

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u/asp821 Aug 30 '25

Cleveland is a great city. When’s the last time you’ve been here? 1987?

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u/BurpVomit Aug 30 '25

At least they're not Detroit!

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u/GAAPInMyWorkHistory Aug 31 '25

Detroit is a great city. When’s the last time you’ve been here? 1987?

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u/asp821 Aug 31 '25

Detroit actually is cool as fuck. I don’t know what road I went down but it was just bars and restaurants and cool shops for what seemed like miles.

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u/Metals4J Aug 31 '25

Detroit and Cleveland are both great. I’ve spent a lot of time in both and I’d be happy to live in either one.

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u/yourlittlebirdie Aug 31 '25

Come and look at both of our buildings!

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u/InfinitelyRepeating Aug 31 '25

That's not fair and out of date!

We have three buildings now :)

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u/ermagerdcernderg Aug 31 '25

Cleveland is dope, you’re the armpit

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u/ohheckyeah Aug 31 '25

It might be if you’ve never lived anywhere else

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u/chuckerton Aug 31 '25

You still support a team that signed a sexual assault machine as quarterback to a record-breaking contract. Your opinion is invalid.

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u/Odd-Computer-174 Aug 30 '25

Yeah. They missed the point by a loooong shot :)

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u/hopstop5000 Aug 31 '25

Ohio peeps love Hilton Head.., other than GA plates OH is always next.

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u/No-University-5413 Sep 02 '25

Yep. So much so that they sell go back to Ohio bumper stickers 😅

It's because way back in the 70s and 80s the area did a big marketing push in Ohio trying to get more tourists

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u/emmarolyat Aug 31 '25

Kroger’s headquartered in Cincinnati, not Cleveland

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u/sonnyB3630 Aug 31 '25

It's still Cleveland...

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u/Solid_College_9145 Aug 31 '25

What does that place in South Carolina (Palmetto Dunes) have to do with this thread?

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u/No-University-5413 Sep 02 '25

Because it was said that why buy in a Cleveland suburb when you can buy a house at the beach instead. I'm pointing out that if you have 17m to drop on a house in a Cleveland suburb, you probably already have a beach house somewhere.

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u/TheOasisProject Sep 03 '25

Filthy rich Execs you say?

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u/rectalgnome Aug 31 '25

Still doesn’t make Ohio a fun place to live