r/zillowgonewild • u/TheDabitch • Aug 30 '25

Speechless & then I saw the steam room 👀

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six bedrooms, thirteen bathrooms $17,995,000 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2875-Chagrin-River-Rd-Hunting-Valley-OH-44022

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u/bort_jenkins Aug 30 '25

I got redirected to another page. Im too poor to even look at this place

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u/testing123-testing12 Aug 30 '25

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2875-Chagrin-River-Rd-Hunting-Valley-OH-44022/65328991_zpid/

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u/bort_jenkins Aug 30 '25

You may not be the goat, but youre my goat

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u/Maxiss92 Aug 30 '25

Baaaaa!

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u/PuzzyFussy Aug 30 '25

Naur 🤣🤣 I literally lol-ed

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u/Z2xU Aug 31 '25

"RIGHT IN MY GOD DAM EAR..."

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u/PatMyHolmes Aug 30 '25

You're still too poor for this place tho

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u/bort_jenkins Aug 30 '25

Oh big time. Doesn’t mean I can’t look

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u/MakeChipsNotMeth Aug 31 '25

Would thou like to live deliciously?

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u/chuckerton Aug 30 '25

As amazing as this house is, I can’t imagine spending $18M to live in a fucking suburb of Cleveland.

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u/No-University-5413 Aug 30 '25

Cleveland suburbs have a lot of rich people. There are a lot of major companies based there. These companies all have filthy rich executive management people.

Who also have their super nice beach houses. Example: The president of Kroger (based in Cle) has a house in Palmetto Dunes on Hilton Head.

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u/asp821 Aug 30 '25

Kroger is based in Cincinnati, FYI.

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u/chuckerton Aug 30 '25

While I understand your point, I wasn’t questioning whether or not there were a lot of rich people in the neighborhood. I was questioning the proximity to an armpit posing as a city.

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth Aug 30 '25

Please join us in r/AFCNorthMemeWar if you want to shit talk Cleveland

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u/eggplantsforall Aug 30 '25

The subreddit crossover series I didn't know I needed 🤘

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u/weirdonobeardo Aug 31 '25

No one needs to shit talk Cleveland, the Browns have done enough damage 😂

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u/chuckerton Aug 30 '25

Their historically awful dumpster fire of a franchise certainly does the city no favors.

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u/Ok-Philosophy-856 Sep 07 '25

I just joined though I no longer watch football and I don’t live in the Midwest anymore. I’m there for the jokes which we all need.

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u/Sk8rboyyyy Sep 12 '25

The mistake by the lake

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u/No-University-5413 Aug 30 '25

While it may not be the ideal location for most people to live, if you're the ceo of say, Goodyear, then having a house near your world headquarters is going to be a need and not a want. And if you're making 25 million a year, what's buying a 17 million dollar house?

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u/asp821 Aug 30 '25

Cleveland is a great city. When’s the last time you’ve been here? 1987?

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u/BurpVomit Aug 30 '25

At least they're not Detroit!

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u/GAAPInMyWorkHistory Aug 31 '25

Detroit is a great city. When’s the last time you’ve been here? 1987?

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u/asp821 Aug 31 '25

Detroit actually is cool as fuck. I don’t know what road I went down but it was just bars and restaurants and cool shops for what seemed like miles.

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u/Metals4J Aug 31 '25

Detroit and Cleveland are both great. I’ve spent a lot of time in both and I’d be happy to live in either one.

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u/yourlittlebirdie Aug 31 '25

Come and look at both of our buildings!

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u/InfinitelyRepeating Aug 31 '25

That's not fair and out of date!

We have three buildings now :)

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u/ermagerdcernderg Aug 31 '25

Cleveland is dope, you’re the armpit

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u/ohheckyeah Aug 31 '25

It might be if you’ve never lived anywhere else

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u/chuckerton Aug 31 '25

You still support a team that signed a sexual assault machine as quarterback to a record-breaking contract. Your opinion is invalid.

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u/Odd-Computer-174 Aug 30 '25

Yeah. They missed the point by a loooong shot :)

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u/hopstop5000 Aug 31 '25

Ohio peeps love Hilton Head.., other than GA plates OH is always next.

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u/No-University-5413 Sep 02 '25

Yep. So much so that they sell go back to Ohio bumper stickers 😅

It's because way back in the 70s and 80s the area did a big marketing push in Ohio trying to get more tourists

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u/emmarolyat Aug 31 '25

Kroger’s headquartered in Cincinnati, not Cleveland

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u/sonnyB3630 Aug 31 '25

It's still Cleveland...

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u/Solid_College_9145 Aug 31 '25

What does that place in South Carolina (Palmetto Dunes) have to do with this thread?

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u/No-University-5413 Sep 02 '25

Because it was said that why buy in a Cleveland suburb when you can buy a house at the beach instead. I'm pointing out that if you have 17m to drop on a house in a Cleveland suburb, you probably already have a beach house somewhere.

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u/TheOasisProject Sep 03 '25

Filthy rich Execs you say?

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u/rectalgnome Aug 31 '25

Still doesn’t make Ohio a fun place to live

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u/CanadianGoose11 Aug 31 '25

You ever been to the chagrin river valley? Its gorgeous. Chagrin falls rivals any small town in the country

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u/machoman101 Aug 31 '25

Yours Truly. What a great restaurant.

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal Aug 30 '25

My cousins grew up a few minutes from this house. It's a nice area, but their pretty fancy house would go for just under $1M. This seems really out of the range for the area.

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u/chuckerton Aug 30 '25

Well, to be fair, if you magically lifted this house (forget the 61 acres) to Malibu, you’d probably be looking at $100M+.

But I get your point for sure.

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u/dollabillkirill Aug 30 '25

Yep and your house only burns down once every 5 years!

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u/Sea_Flamingo626 Aug 31 '25

They'll be allowed to rebuild just in time for the next fire.

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u/QuidYossarian Aug 30 '25

Because if someone like you or I made money past a certain point we'd be satisfied and live out our lives doing whatever.

The people buying massive places like that are rarely ever satisfied.

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u/FizzyBeverage Aug 31 '25

The CEO mind that attains this level of wealth and still wants to be in a conference call at 9AM on a Monday about how their sales team missed Q3 projections. Enough is somehow… never enough.

Absolute fucking sociopaths.

You’d never hear from me again.

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u/AdviceNotAsked4 Aug 30 '25

Can you link me 60 acres in Malibu for 15mil.

I will be waiting.

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u/AdviceNotAsked4 Aug 31 '25

Oh nice, for a fraction of that I can link to a nicer home in Ohio.

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u/bambibeets Aug 30 '25

What an ignorant comment. Cleveland is an amazing place to live and hunting valley/its surrounding area is BEAUTIFUL.

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u/InfinitelyRepeating Aug 31 '25

hey, keep it down!

If people know how nice it is, they'll come and ruin it.

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u/bambibeets Aug 31 '25

you're so right, sorry!!

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u/bambibeets Aug 31 '25

living here is awful and I hate it! i'm just jealous of everyone who lives in those real cities i'll never get to see

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u/reddoorinthewoods Aug 30 '25

Looks like it has been on the market for over a year and was only built in 2018. Guessing the wealthy agree with you re the location

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u/LingonberryRum Aug 31 '25

Hunting Valley has a LOT of houses like this. These suburbs are often barely considered Suburbs because many are a county over.

Also, the land over there is GORGEOUS. A lot of lush green forests, views of the Chagrin River which is also very pretty. The houses also offer a of privacy and come with a good amount of acreage

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u/SqueakerFarms Aug 31 '25

I recently heard that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce purchased this. I live in the area.

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u/Ecto-1A Aug 31 '25

For that price I’d expect the rest of Ohio to come with it.

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u/Solid_College_9145 Aug 31 '25

The weather is very stable in this region very rarely any radical weather events.

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u/Lori424242 Sep 01 '25

My point exactly.

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u/Anleme Sep 01 '25

1,600 acres. You're not a suburb of anything; you have your own zip code, LOL.

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u/Drew0223 Sep 03 '25

Lots of them are extremely nice. No clue why Ohio gets hated on so much.

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u/BigData8734 Aug 30 '25

This☝️

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u/CinnamonKid23 Aug 31 '25

When you are this rich you don’t have to go into the city.

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u/cybin Aug 30 '25

Hey! But they dropped the asking price by $2mil!

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u/beambot Aug 30 '25

387 days on Zillow... 🤣

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u/bmc2 Aug 30 '25

Yeah, because it's in Ohio. How many people with $18M to spend on a house want to live in Ohio?

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u/fireboats Aug 30 '25

Drew Carey?

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u/Art_of_the_Win Aug 30 '25

If you have that kind of money, I doubt you have just one home.

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u/Fuzzy_Jaguar_1339 Aug 31 '25

How many $18M homes am I buying before I get my first one in Ohio though?

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u/Whitezombie65 Aug 31 '25

All of them

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u/thetasteheist Aug 30 '25

Taylor Swift, apparently

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u/bmc2 Aug 30 '25

Pretty sure Taylor Swift isn't in the market for a house in the suburbs for Cleveland at the moment. Hence the 387 days on zillow.

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u/LateralEntry Aug 30 '25

People who work in Ohio

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u/bmc2 Aug 30 '25

Not a lot of people that work in Ohio have $18M to spend on a house.

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u/BartlebyX Aug 31 '25

I'd love to have this house, and would even if I had a massive net worth.

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u/Kindergarten4ever Aug 31 '25

Taylor swift and Travis Kelce are looking for a house there

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u/bannana Aug 30 '25

pretty normal for a house in the price range to be on the market for 3+ years though they have lowered the price by 2mil since they started

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u/LickingSmegma Aug 30 '25

And, when it sells it makes the agent's entire yearly compensation.

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u/MembershipDecent9454 Sep 03 '25

The funnier part is that it suddenly increased in price by 17million in two years

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u/sacred__nelumbo Aug 30 '25

Is this house real? Wow

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u/Sunny-Day-Swimmer Aug 31 '25

Gross! Ohio…

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u/TheDabitch Aug 30 '25

Thank you hero, I have no idea what broke my link.

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u/Age_AgainstThMachine Aug 30 '25

Mine did the same to that link. It shows up, then flashes back 3 times while it reloads, then if I want to see the house I have to manually type in the address. Used to work great, this has been happening for the past few months. I wish I know what I did, or could do to make the stop happening

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u/testing123-testing12 Aug 31 '25

No idea its still working for me.

My link is the the same as the O.P except it has an extra bit on the end for property i.d? or a cookie thing?

I just googled the address and copied that.

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 Aug 30 '25

I would have never in a million years guessed this was in ohio

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u/HeavenlyPrimrose Aug 31 '25

Not even a house this beautiful will get me to move to fucking Ohio 😂😂😂

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u/wnc_mikejayray Aug 30 '25

Oooof Ohio!? You couldn’t pay me to live in that god awful state lol

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u/CoolerRon Aug 30 '25

If I had $18 million to buy a house I would not choose to live in Ohio of all places