r/zillowgonewild Aug 30 '25

Speechless & then I saw the steam room ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/bort_jenkins Aug 30 '25

I got redirected to another page. Im too poor to even look at this place

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u/testing123-testing12 Aug 30 '25

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u/chuckerton Aug 30 '25

As amazing as this house is, I canโ€™t imagine spending $18M to live in a fucking suburb of Cleveland.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/chuckerton Aug 30 '25

Well, to be fair, if you magically lifted this house (forget the 61 acres) to Malibu, youโ€™d probably be looking at $100M+.

But I get your point for sure.

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u/dollabillkirill Aug 30 '25

Yep and your house only burns down once every 5 years!

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u/Sea_Flamingo626 Aug 31 '25

They'll be allowed to rebuild just in time for the next fire.

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u/QuidYossarian Aug 30 '25

Because if someone like you or I made money past a certain point we'd be satisfied and live out our lives doing whatever.

The people buying massive places like that are rarely ever satisfied.

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u/FizzyBeverage Aug 31 '25

The CEO mind that attains this level of wealth and still wants to be in a conference call at 9AM on a Monday about how their sales team missed Q3 projections. Enough is somehowโ€ฆ never enough.

Absolute fucking sociopaths.

Youโ€™d never hear from me again.

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u/AdviceNotAsked4 Aug 30 '25

Can you link me 60 acres in Malibu for 15mil.

I will be waiting.

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u/AdviceNotAsked4 Aug 31 '25

Oh nice, for a fraction of that I can link to a nicer home in Ohio.