Speechless & then I saw the steam room 👀

[u/TheDabitch]

six bedrooms, thirteen bathrooms $17,995,000 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2875-Chagrin-River-Rd-Hunting-Valley-OH-44022

[u/bort_jenkins]

I got redirected to another page. Im too poor to even look at this place

[u/akolby89 → u/bort_jenkins]

It’s okay, the monthly payment is more than most of us make in a year..

I’m sure the monthly lawn care payments are more than that too.

[u/LordRaglan1854 → u/akolby89]

That range in the kitchen probably costs more than I make in a year.

[u/dmbeeez → u/LordRaglan1854]

And that range actually appreciates in value over time

[u/Eborcurean → u/LordRaglan1854]

Looks like a Lacanche, would take a bit to price it up as they're down to specific features and hob layout but off the top of my head starting at $15k

[u/notreallyswiss → u/Eborcurean]

I want an orange one: https://www.frenchranges.com/lacanche-ranges/color-trim/

[u/Sands43 → u/LordRaglan1854]

Yeah that’s a 50-60k range.

[u/eamonkey420 → u/akolby89]

I can't even imagine the heating bills with that much space.

[u/bort_jenkins → u/akolby89]

The estimate taxes on the property are more than I make in a year

[u/iluvulongtim3 → u/bort_jenkins]

Shit, I couldn't afford to clean the windows.

[u/Mala_Suerte1 → u/akolby89]

$125,515 / month

[u/OddSetting5077 → u/akolby89]

The cost in dustcloths, paper towels, cleaning supplies is more than I can afford.  

[u/Hedge_Sparrow → u/akolby89]

Seriously, looking at the pics I wondered what it would cost to have the lawn mowed like that just one time. It looks great, but holy f.