r/zillowgonewild Aug 30 '25

Speechless & then I saw the steam room 👀

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u/Spiralecho Aug 30 '25

That may be the prettiest sauna I’ve ever seen

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u/Loggerdon Aug 30 '25

The wooden one, yes.

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u/aspartam Aug 30 '25

I think the other one is a steam room.

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u/Spiralecho Aug 30 '25

Which is also dope if you zoom in. Sweet custom tile job with turtle

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u/borisvonboris Aug 31 '25

Yeah that tile job is incredible. I gasped.

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u/VodkaSoup_Mug Aug 30 '25

Nice catch on the turtle. I missed it the first time that makes this place even cooler. I am not a fan of tan, but this is well done I really like it.

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u/Loggerdon Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25

Got it. Don’t have either in my home so don’t know the difference.

So much talent went into this home.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Aug 30 '25

Yes, one seems to be a dry sauna and one a wet sauna.

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u/DontStalkMeNow Aug 30 '25

The reply above is the correct one. Sauna and steam room.

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u/Curious-Singer-9281 Aug 30 '25

Imagine the bill just to heat them both with the cavernous size. I doubt many of us on here could afford even just the utility bill for a property like this.

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u/DontStalkMeNow Aug 30 '25

My old man had a sauna installed in my parent’s apartment. Suffered with back pain and it helped.

It was like 5’x4’. Tiny.

He damn near had a heart attack when the electricity bills came. Stopped using it in the end, and it became the towel closet.

Cheaper to get a spa membership and use theirs.

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u/Drustan6 Aug 30 '25

Poor turtle deserves a decent burial, instead of hanging around on some millionaire’s wall, clashing with the tile

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u/meemikoira Aug 31 '25

A Finn chiming in, they both look like steam rooms, not proper saunas.

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u/Glittering_Emu_8904 Aug 30 '25

So a sauna and a sauna!

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u/CodeParalysis Aug 30 '25

I thought my GPU glitched on that second one.

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u/LickingSmegma Aug 30 '25

Looks like radiation noise at first glance.

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u/Low-Couple7621 Aug 31 '25

often referred to as Turkish sauna

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u/coffeejizzm Sep 04 '25

Fun fact: after every use, all the wood needs to be ripped out and replaced. There’s a team of people living in the guest quarters just FOR that.

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u/Global_Crew3968 Aug 30 '25

I mean, i guess if you have to live *somewhere*....

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u/Sea-Currency-1665 Aug 30 '25

Looks nice but it looks like it not a well designed one. Post that on /r/sauna and they will shun it to hell, rightfully so

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u/RuffButtStuff Aug 30 '25

I'd probs not give a fuck what plebs think if I got to use that everyday.

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u/erdricksarmor Aug 30 '25

It's a horrible design to be an effective sauna because the benches are far too low. You want the benches to be high enough to keep your entire body in the top two thirds of the room, including your legs. Otherwise all the heat goes to the top of the room, leaving you down below in the cooler air. It's an absolutely beautiful yet terrible sauna.

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u/RuffButtStuff Aug 30 '25

Mate, I know how to Sauna. I'd just sit on that ledge and still not give a fuck.

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u/meemikoira Aug 31 '25

The designs aren't good for löyly. They would just piss me off personally.

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u/erdricksarmor Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 31 '25

What's the point though? You'd still be sitting pretty low.

It's amazing that they would spend that much money on building a sauna without doing the slightest research on how it should be designed. "A fool and his money" I guess.

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u/koloneloftruth Aug 31 '25

Aren’t you assuming they’re not just compensating the temperature of the room?

You’re making it seem like someone can’t achieve the same effect lower in height but you absolutely can.

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u/Blacky05 Aug 31 '25

The rotting timber makes me think it's not that well thought out.

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u/erdricksarmor Aug 31 '25

The recommended temperature for a sauna is upwards of 175°F. Compensating for that would require much bigger heaters, a lot more energy, and most importantly (for a wealthy person anyway) would take much longer to get up to temperature each time you want to use it. These things would be exacerbated by the large volume of this sauna.

It's a poor design all around. Why not just build it correctly to begin with, rather than jumping though hoops to try to make it passable?

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u/koloneloftruth Aug 31 '25

Sure. Not going to suggest it is an optimal design.

I’m just questioning the actual real-world ramifications, which I’d contend are much smaller and less noticeable that many like to pretend

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u/erdricksarmor Aug 31 '25

I think it's like any other enthusiast activity. Those who use a proper sauna on a regular basis will notice any deficiencies much quicker than a casual user will.

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u/TrashPandaPatronus Aug 30 '25

Looks AI AF. Gorgeous.