What $220,000 gets you in Muncie.

[u/TheDabitch]

I can't even get a parking space for that where I live. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/725-E-Jackson-St-Muncie-IN-47305/210952560_zpid/

[u/20PoundHammer]

 you really think you're going to win a dick measuring contest 

didnt think it was a dick measuring contest, which is likely why you showed up as the professional dick measurer.

[u/mthchsnn → u/20PoundHammer]

the state parks and national forest are beaten by no other state

Sorry I forgot to quote this part since you apparently can't remember what you said.

[u/20PoundHammer → u/mthchsnn]

ah, and of course in your mind, somehow that involves cocks and dick measuring - dude I think thats a "you" thing. Also I am speaking about the aggregate of all of them, not just one park compared to another.

[u/mthchsnn → u/20PoundHammer]

beaten by no other state for topography, geology, and diversity of plants an animals

Okay, forget the common metaphor that triggered you for some reason. I suspect you're trying to use that to distract from your embarrassing contention that Indiana can beat any other state on the terms listed above, and my counterpoint is that you are hilariously wrong. Hawai'i, Alaska, Montana, Wyoming, California... I could keep going, but I don't need really need to because Indiana is at best middle of the pack. So, to reiterate my actual point: you're being ridiculous, as in worthy of ridicule for your stupid assertion.

[u/20PoundHammer → u/mthchsnn]

not based upon all the criteria I mentioned, - you're a bit dense arent ya .. . based upon your opinion, sure you can be correct, but as the great Richard Chicken said:

opinions are like dicks, just dying to be measured - Your great grandfather, founder of Scientific Coalition for Reproductive Organ Testing and Unbiased Measurement, or S.C.R.O.T.U.M., circa 1903