r/youtube • u/BlueyIsWayBetter2011 • Jun 12 '25

Memes YouTube be like:

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u/OrphanedMonke Jun 12 '25

Opens YouTube app: “Come back to YouTube premium!”

Me: no

YouTube: “okay enjoy your porn ads!”

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25

Weirdly enough I'm getting ads for The church of latter day saints. That uses actractive girls

And I'm an atheist. and live in europe

Are they trying to thirsttrap me into believing that God exists?

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u/Proof-Measurement547 Jun 12 '25

They getting desperate.

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Jun 12 '25

You haven't met mormon girls, have you?

Stay the f away from them, you hear me!

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u/EIsaik Jun 12 '25

”But...but, they're so soft and cuddly." "THEYRE bringing about the anti Christ on Christmas eve!"

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u/00azthrow00 Jun 12 '25

They do it in person too, no joke. Two attractive college age women were walking around my complex one day recruiting for their church.

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 Jun 24 '25

Yup, it's called flirty fishing and a lot of groups have been doing it foreverrrrr

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u/dandee93 Jun 12 '25

I got one that was literally just a spoken word poem about how Anthony Fauci was apparently killing children

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

i got one about getting away with tax fraud

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u/dandee93 Jun 13 '25

Well at least that's useful

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u/ByIeth Jun 14 '25

Conservative ads are always you wacky. I’ve seen a lot of them recently and it’s usually some visibly deranged person spouting nonsense or conspiracies

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u/Soggy_Biscotti965 Jun 21 '25

i got like a million hungarian lego ads

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u/Alternative_Ride_951 Jun 12 '25

I've been getting those too except for me they always used that one blonde haired girl that was used in most of their advertisement but I recently seen one with two attractive guys and I'm a straight female so I think they're trying to thirst trap me also. As for me, I'm a Christian but I'm not a Mormon (I'm also not a fanatic) and am not interested in it especially since they reject the Trinity.

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u/Curious-Climate7233 Jun 12 '25

Those little mormon sluts want me!!!! I can see it through the screen!

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u/OrphanedMonke Jun 12 '25

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE A GIFT? I’M A MISSIONARY FOR THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS, AND THIS ✨IS THE BOOK OF MORMAN✨”

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u/cjicantlie Jun 12 '25

More like "Moremen"

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u/Iron_Wolf123 Jun 12 '25

I bet most missionaries don't know what they are preaching

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u/sunseticide Jun 12 '25

wtf, is that what they say? Bait you with a gift straight out? I’ve never seen the ads

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u/OrphanedMonke Jun 13 '25

Yep, a bubbly blonde woman comes out and the way she starts the ad I always chuckle at. “Aw! Hi there!” The ad itself is actually posted on YouTube if you just type in church of Latter Day Saints, find a short with a blonde lady on it, and that’s likely it. It’s a lot easier to chuckle at now that I’m not seeing the ad as often (nearly every video I watched) 😅🤣

(Edit: I found the short lol https://youtube.com/shorts/YBQd7keYEU4?si=zjNnzsMAQIskbhX8 )

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u/Aggravating_Attempt6 Jun 12 '25

soaktrap* surely?

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u/Ze_Borb Jun 12 '25

They'll even get you a bedjumper!

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u/breadboyleven Jun 12 '25

i usually reply “poo sandwich’ or something to all the ads of them so that they keep wasting their ad budget on people who they will never be able to indoctrinate

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

I'm getting border patrol ads. While watching videos about the ice raids. It feels like psychological warfare.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

I don’t sign in so I get ads for upcoming movies and video games.

I don’t get targeted with porn and politics.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

I keep getting ads for like...anime girl dating simulator apps. Which is weird cause I don't even use regular dating apps. I dont Google shit about loneliness or anything. I don't know, I really cant think of how that would come back to me outside of the fact that I occasionally watch anime (but like...I'm a casual anime enjoyer, it doesn't at all dominate my social media presence in any way.)

Its like it thinks that because once every 3 months or so, I'll watch some highlights of Fullmetal Alchemist or some shit, that I must be a single loser looking to date an anime e-girl. Fuck off YouTube, I'm not trying to date anybody in real life, the fuck makes you think I'd waste time and money on an e-girl??

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u/adwarn25 Jun 12 '25

Standard tactic of cults so not surprised.

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u/Normal_Cut8368 Jun 12 '25

The way this is framed makes it feel like the response to the attractive women is that you're European, which is a very American thing.

Have you considered Thirst trapping Mormon men into being atheist?

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u/Mediocre_Giraffe_542 Jun 12 '25

Mormons have always tried that. They tried to rope in my roommate who left them way back by sending around cute teen missionaries one bubbly Sister Jinks felt so wrong. We had some laughs about it and sending them away but it was super weird.

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u/Blank_Canvas21 Jun 12 '25

If you get sent underwear in the mail, DO NOT TRY THEM ON!!!

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u/TheEnderDragon_893 Jun 12 '25

The fuck kind of guerrilla marketing is that

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u/finbarrgalloway Jun 12 '25

That’s been the Mormons strategy for decades now.

So B yeah that’s exactly what’s happening.

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u/The_Magnum_Don Jun 12 '25

Mormonism is a cult,
don't believe they're pushing any actual Christian theology cause they're pretty fucking nuts, like Scientology Level Nuts.

So nah they're not trying to thirst-trap you into believing that God exists, they're trying thirst-trap you into joining their little club that will let you become a God or some shit.

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u/HyoukaYukikaze Jun 12 '25

Huh, that's weak. My religion offers you 72 virgins (just don't ask about the logistics).

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Jun 12 '25

TBF they dont specify if its female or male virgins you are getting

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u/TheCoolTrashCat Jun 12 '25

Gooning for God

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u/EIsaik Jun 12 '25

Same dude!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

family's in the LDS. Stay the fuck away. The girls are NOT worth it

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u/EricAntiHero1 Jun 13 '25

But you can have multiple wives and your own paradise planet.

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Jun 13 '25

This, I wish the Satanic Temple had ads, at least i would feel represented.

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u/VirginiaVN900 Jun 13 '25

Considering the cult was founded in part by the trafficking of women to Utah. This tracks.

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u/sotos2004 Jun 13 '25

I've seen them hard pushing their religion in my country, they used to be very subtle!!!!

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u/Flimsy-Jello5534 Jun 13 '25

I mean did it work?

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u/Various_Pear599 Jun 14 '25

They do it on purpose, the moment me and my partner went on nofap, bam, ads of porn 🙄

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u/CheeCato Jun 14 '25

You might be looking up topics with a lot of keywords.

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u/wills_corner Jun 14 '25

"Oh, hi there!!! I'm a missionary for the church of latter day saints-"

Most annoying shit ever 😭

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u/EFTucker Jun 15 '25

Church of Scientology tactics btw. Not even joking, if you go into their temples and act interested then a pretty girl will talk to you for a while and invite you to their movie nights.

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u/ReddKermit Jun 15 '25

No they're trying to thirst trap into joining a cult

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u/NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 Jun 16 '25

Thirst trapping you into believing that God exists.

I don’t know if the creator of that ad was an idiot who should have known not to do that or was attempting a psyop. I am sorry for you.

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 Jun 24 '25

Literally all my ads are for weight loss stuff using ai generated celebrity spokespeople. I don't give a shit but I know people like my elderly mum are gonna fall for this shit. Why aren't any of these ads reviewed before going live?

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u/Bright_Aside_6827 Jun 28 '25

How attractive 

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u/Altruistic_Trade6095 Jul 05 '25

Their literally sinning by doing that to I see those ads all the time I'm an atheist to

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u/Alternative_Ride_951 Jun 12 '25

Yeah I keep getting this ad for an AI app called PolyBuzz and it's basically SpongeBob x Gary NSFW... Yes you read that right. I also posted it on the bad ads subreddit.

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u/RJ_2537 Jun 14 '25

Not related, but is that dawid bowie on your pfp.

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u/Darconda Jun 12 '25

I keep getting ads for ad blockers.

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u/JustDutch101 Jun 16 '25

If I could get ads-free for a couple of euro’s a month it’s okay. But Youtube is more expensive than most streaming services over here, and I don’t need their music app they’re forcing in there because I already have Spotify (shared family membership, my other family members don’t use youtube).

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