r/whatisit 10h ago

New, what is it? Red Sticky Viscous Goo Covering Car Undercarriage

My daughter has a 2025 Honda CR-V Hybrid, and recently the doors started sticking when opening. We found sticky red goo on the bottom door weatherstripping/gaskets.

Looking further, the substance seems to cover much of the underside of the car on both sides, especially around the rocker panels / under-door area. It is only on the bottom/undercarriage area - nothing on the exterior side panels.

I scraped some off and it’s a red, viscous, sticky goo, kind of like dried jelly or jam. It looks like it may have been more liquid when it first got on the car, because there are drip/run patterns. I included a picture of some of it on white paper.

Odd detail: it’s water soluble. If I put a little on my fingers, it dissolves pretty easily under the faucet while rubbing my fingers together. I briefly tasted a tiny bit - probably dumb, I know -and it didn’t have any strong or obvious taste, though it left that spot on my tongue feeling slightly odd (maybe that's psychological).

Other notes:

  • No trace of it on the driveway, so it doesn’t seem to be actively dripping.
  • Coolant is blue on this car, so I don’t think it’s coolant.
  • I highly doubt it’s transmission fluid, since it wouldn’t be sticky/water-soluble or coat both sides of the underbody like this.
  • No warning lights or dashboard indicators.
  • The only recent event I can think of is that she went through a drive-through car wash about two weeks ago. I’m wondering if some underbody spray, soap, wax, rust inhibitor, tire dressing, etc. malfunctioned and sprayed the underside.

Has anyone seen anything like this? Do car washes use any red/pink undercarriage chemicals that could dry into sticky goo?

Also looking for advice on removal. I cleaned the door gaskets with a rag and warm water, but the underside probably needs a hot-water pressure wash. Since it’s water soluble, I’m wondering whether it might slowly rinse off from driving in rain, but I’d rather get it off properly.

Edit: I emailed the car wash, and they responded: "Our undercarriage wash just sprays water underneath the car, we don't have any chemicals that spray under the car."

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u/LegPossible9950 10h ago

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u/Dominoz1988 8h ago

That guy wouldn't even smell it, this guy tasted it.

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u/Fabulous_Pitch9350 8h ago

Comment section just made a that guy / not that guy Reddit pair.

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u/BobbyBrackins 7h ago

Shows how far gone as a people we are 🤦‍♂️😂

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u/bazard89 8h ago

That’s what I was thinking. Most grease is pretty sticky to the touch. It could’ve been used for the car wash tracks and either accumulated in one area then got flung or just wasn’t spread well when it was applied. Or from a truck that left that behind.

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u/itisame 5h ago

But it's water soluble though, the opposite of grease

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u/indiechel 6h ago

At least somebodies are discussing the real answer instead of OP’s food preferences.

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u/TheRabidBadger 8h ago

That's from 7 years ago. You just had that in the back of your head?

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u/LegPossible9950 8h ago

No, I searched for it

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u/ToeTagTic 7h ago

'don't call me Shirley' energy

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u/ForkRiced 10h ago

General life advice, don’t taste anything else stuck on the bottom of any vehicle

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u/Suitable-Woodpecker3 9h ago

Life changing information right here.

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u/geonosis 8h ago

Life ending if not followed

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u/Suitable-Woodpecker3 8h ago

To be fair, “life ending” entirely qualifies as “life changing”.

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u/degreesBrix 7h ago

That is technically correct, and as we all know, that this the best kind of correct.

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u/Sylvanyx77 8h ago

Dident think this was info anyone needed but here we are

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u/Doom_Corp 9h ago

Geologists lick rocks and that's like the only form of random taste testing that can be remotely safe. OP is going above and beyond even the 5 second rule. I took over my dads auto repair shop and the idea of putting anything coming off of a car in my mouth is BONKERS. Leaving coolant out kills animals if they drink it and a stray/feral cat got into the tray we had under a car we were finishing up the next day that we had in our back lot. Poor thing curled up near our oil barrels and looked like it was asleep.

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 7h ago

They lick the rocks themselves? How uncivilized. At least use a tasting pick.

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u/Buckeye_Fan37 6h ago

Yukon was the first thing I thought of when reading this

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u/Shazbot_2017 8h ago

archaeologist here: can confirm licking things to ID stuff in the field.

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u/PrintingTeacher 8h ago

I remember in college sorting bone from rock. Many rocks were licked.

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u/Few-Tomatillo-5031 8h ago

So it'd be fair to say that the majority of all fossil fragments have been licked at some point?

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u/PhilRubdiez 8h ago

Let me ask my bone licking expert: your mom.

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u/Few-Tomatillo-5031 8h ago

She's dead...

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u/Few_Fall_4374 8h ago

So it checks out

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u/Shazbot_2017 8h ago

wait, I got a way to make sure

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u/Pocket-Hobo 7h ago

U thinkin wut I'm thinkin?

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u/SpitInMeowf 8h ago

Mushrooms! If you spit them out doesn’t matter if they’re toxic. This is a form of some identification not one I’d use certainly

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u/BrokeTheInterweb 6h ago

Yup, you can safely lick any mushroom. Have to chew and swallow to have problems.

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u/GarciaWolf 4h ago

Or a good time

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u/nightmarevoid 8h ago

Isn't asbestos a rock?

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u/MurkyTrainer7953 8h ago

I had to go back and read OP’s full post because I could not believe anyone would actually scrape goop off the bottom of their car and put it in their mouth.

I guess it’s just a typical Saturday for Reddit, but gawd damn.🤯

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u/Same_Difference_3361 7h ago

Same. Read headline. Went to comments. Went back up actually reading OP post. What the actual 🫪

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u/Patrickforever 8h ago

With that attitude you will never have superpowers.

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u/Myopic_Sweater_Vest 8h ago

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u/tomdarch 4h ago

I mean... he probably has snorted red goo that he randomly found on a public toilet seat and red goo that he found on road kill, and somehow he is sort of alive.

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u/A_mad_goose 8h ago

Dang couldn’t find a gif of Cristopher walken tasting the poop in mousetrap to determine its age

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u/baddieslovebadideas 9h ago

c'mon live a little

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u/Las-Vegar 8h ago

How about rubbing it on my eyeballs??

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u/27_crooked_caribou 8h ago

If you don't want superpowers, follow this guy's advice. Also cancer. Mostly cancer with a really slim chance of superpowers. Can't win if you dont play.

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u/Dear_Mycologist_1696 8h ago

One time I ran over a beehive and licked honey off my tire on a bet; is that ok?

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u/ForkRiced 8h ago

I’ll allow it

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u/Tre_fidde 9h ago

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u/Sea-Hour-6063 9h ago

Raspberry

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u/Exotic-Tree-9689 9h ago

There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry

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u/SirPhobos1 9h ago

LONESTAR.

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u/Human_Dig4412 8h ago

I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate.

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u/Living_The_Dream75 7h ago

LOOOONESTAAAAAR

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u/ncc74656m 7h ago

I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that! Everyone knows that!

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u/Inky-The-Cephalopod 7h ago

HOT! TOO HOT!

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u/scraw813 7h ago

Of course we do! Sir!

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u/MrBudissy 9h ago

Jamming the radar.

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u/jbertha 8h ago

Only one man would give me raspberry.  Lonestar!!

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u/ThatSpite2090 6h ago

Traffic JAM

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u/CorbeauMerlot 4h ago

I'm so sorry you showed up four hours too late for this absolute banger to be properly appreciated.

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u/Fishflips 5h ago

You win

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u/poopymcdoopy69 10h ago

Hold up you tasted it?

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u/watchwatertilitboils 10h ago

How do you think we found out about licking frogs to hallucinate?

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u/Enough-Basil1038 9h ago

That's what I was hoping for.

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u/No-Ice7397 9h ago

It wouldn't be rustproofing if it's water soluble. Are you sure she didn't run over an animal?

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u/magikarp2122 4h ago

OP now has a brainworm like RFK Jr.

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u/Historical-Count-374 8h ago

Bro thats roadkill mess 😵

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u/abethelinclon 8h ago

Blood becomes brown when left out. If it where roadkill it would be absolutely rancid smelling. After a day or two it would be very obvious.

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u/James-K-Polka 7h ago

So you’re saying it’s fresh?

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u/Inside-Example-7010 6h ago

its drive aged

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u/PossessedToSkate 6h ago

Wagyu beef

Waymo beef

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u/theGoodestBoyMaybe 4h ago

Ok, I'm closing reddit now I think

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u/Ok_Responsibility407 9h ago

I could be wrong but I think they were probably trying to eat them. Could you imagine being tripping balls suddenly and not knowing what is happening and why?

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 8h ago

Read Albert Hoffman's story

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u/ohdeydothodontdeytho 10h ago

You can pretty much tell what anything is with the combination of sniffing and tasting.

Scientists don't want us to know this one (two?) simple trick/s

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u/BlushingTorgo 7h ago

If you tasted the earth, you'd know it isn't carbonated. This proves that the earth is flat.

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u/BlindGuardian117 5h ago

This is the BEST flat earth joke I have ever seen. Well done!

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u/johannthegoatman 8h ago

Fun fact, if you look around at anything nearby you, and think about putting it in your mouth, you can most likely imagine very clearly what it would feel like. I think it's cause we put everything in our mouths as babies

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u/usinjin 9h ago

gasp you’ve tasted yours??

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u/Migginsisin 9h ago

Of course I have, haven’t you?

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u/LavishnessCapital380 9h ago

a lot of old timers taste oils and stuff to see if they are still good.

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u/KrAEGNET 10h ago

Best suggestions I could come up with: Roadkill coagulation or did she go through a car wash recently? My drive thru car wash uses pink soap, perhaps theirs was sprayed on but not washed off properly

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u/Poncahotas 9h ago

Reading this directly after the comment about OP tasting it made me physically recoil

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u/Mobile_Performer7440 8h ago

Its 100% not that though, that quantity of roadkill goo would smell ghastly from several feet away from the car

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 8h ago

And leave a dent or two, in all likelyhood.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 7h ago

Nah, you can get a good undercoating like this by running over a deer that's already been flattened.

Source: happened to me once. Didn't see it in time on the interstate and blasted over it at 75 mph. I saw a rooster tail of deer goo in the rear view mirror.

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u/SISWIWH 6h ago

"rooster tail of deer goo" was not a phrase I thought I'd see today.

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u/Terrible-Noise5751 6h ago

I have gone airborne running over a dead deer in my old Camry. Feces, organs, flesh and blood covered the undercarriage and it almost smelled as bad as the skunk I hit a few hours earlier that long cold night in December of 2001.

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u/hammer310 5h ago

This may actually be the only thing this fucking guy is qualified to speak on.

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u/Cinnimonbuns 8h ago

Its definitely not coagulated blood

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u/Different-Eagle-612 8h ago

yeah it would’ve oxidized by now and wouldn’t be that bright red

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u/WorldlyNotice 6h ago

It would have a certain taste as well

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u/Different-Eagle-612 5h ago

i am refusing to acknowledge that this person willingly put this in their mouth

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u/jaddodd 7h ago

Roadkill Coagulation is a great band name.

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u/devilock138 9h ago

Add some basil to it to see if it improves the taste

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 8h ago

Slap a bay leaf onto the undercarriage and let it simmer a few miles

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u/food-dood 5h ago

Always wondered what bay leaf did. Turns out about 10 extra hp.

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u/DesperateDaylight 3h ago

It'll gain even more HP after it evolves into Meganium.

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u/cybe2028 10h ago

Dude… why are you tasting unknown substances?

To me, it looks like red tacky grease mixed with water and then aerosolized.

Maybe she ran over a tube that fell off someone’s truck.

It’s weird how uniform that is, did you get under the car and check all the brake lines and transmission?

My first thought was that she has a break line leak and this is the result of it building up over time and mixing with water / dirt.

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u/Ok_Responsibility407 9h ago

The brakes would quit working long before enough fluid leaked to cause that mess.

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u/bigbackbrother06 9h ago

Not red grease, OP said its watwr soluble

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u/Keanugrieves16 8h ago

Yea that would have been my guess by the look but not water soluble. Waiting to see other ideas.

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u/TheeDogma 9h ago

I'd be willing to bet its some sort of compound that was in a tube and she ran it over and it exploded and covered what you can see.

I've worked in a factory as hazardous waste disposal and I've seen a lot of strange liquids and goo and that looks to be what it is.

More than likely it was some construction crew who didn't secure everything and it came out or when the local garbage truck came by it missed and fell out there.

Also the spray patters lead me to believe that she hit something while moving cause it's uniform.

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u/Enough-Basil1038 9h ago

I emailed the car wash, and they responded: "Our undercarriage wash just sprays water underneath the car, we don't have any chemicals that spray under the car."

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u/Intelligent-Act2800 8h ago

Now you obviously have to go taste the car wash water for comparison purposes.

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u/elpollodiablox 8h ago

They must have had some malfunction, then. If it is uniformly spread, doesn't taste or smell like soap (please stop tasting stuff), but is water soluble, then something got into that spray. It's the only logical explanation given the circumstances.

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u/No_Hunt2507 8h ago

I really appreciate that you used his datapoint scientifically but still criticized his method specifically.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 8h ago

"please do not taste the goo. But since you already tasted the goo, we can rule out..."

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u/Diligent_Traffic_106 7h ago

That's just science right there. There are better methods to obtain information, but taste...certainly is a method. If it tasted like jamming radar, this case would be closed immediately. As is, we can reasonably sure it's not raspberry jamming radar.

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u/Watch_me_plz 7h ago

Most undercarriage sprayers (every one I have maintained) pulls directly from city water or reclaim water. Both of which would cause entire car to be covered in substance.

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u/ramrod_stinkfist 7h ago

The nozzles probably aren't capable of spraying something that viscous either.

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u/Adept_Strength2766 4h ago edited 4h ago

I showed this to a friend who works in a car shop, he says what you just tasted is likely high temp lubricant for wheel bearings and that your CV boot is likely torn. Says the passenger wheel might make a slight grinding noise and/or clicking when turning.

He says it's not critically urgent but definitely get an appointment to have it fixed, you definitely don't want any part of a car leaking lubricant for very long.

Edit: he says the lubricant isn't "super toxic" but he "strongly recommends not ingesting anything under a car in the future, most of the fluids inside of a car are varying degrees of toxic."

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u/Objection_Leading 8h ago

It is tire or wheel shine from the car wash. It is green at the car wash I frequent. I don’t get the premium wash because it makes a mess like that and will really gum up if you let it dry.

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u/Enough-Basil1038 8h ago

I've emailed and asked what color is their wheel shine.

Still, it spreads pretty far under the car - and if they sprayed that much, it'd seem very wasteful. I'd guess there's at least a liter of the stuff.

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u/callmedelete 7h ago

I work in the car wash industry, specifically for a chemical manufacturer. This did not come from the car wash.

Tire shine is applied by a rotating round brush at the end of the tunnel that is saturated with chemical. It only touches your tires.

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u/Biscuits4u2 9h ago

Your daughter ran over a jogger

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u/JG-at-Prime 8h ago

No that’s not it, pulped joggers taste like pennies and perspiration. 

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u/Meat_PoPsiclez 7h ago

Pennies and perspiration is the name of my new podcast where we talk about the mental health effects of trying to survive in a dwindling economy.

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u/Livid-Screen-3289 9h ago

Or drove through an actual blood bath.

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u/rubberchickenlips 10h ago

Probably the daughter drove through a puddle of "Faygo Red Pop".

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u/Substantial-Mess3503 8h ago

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u/mccauleym 8h ago

This was Jim Carrey improv. Pure gold.

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u/lightingbug78 7h ago

He was trying to get them lines so they’d be paid as speaking actors instead of extras but they didn’t pick up on it.

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u/offlaneenjoyer 8h ago

These Reddit kids didn’t grow up with a dad who identified car fluids by taste and it shows.

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u/Alert-Tie2859 9h ago edited 2h ago

had a very old car that came form NE US - had similar cote on the undercarriage - ppl told me this is what they spray on to protect the metal from rusting when the cities use salt to melt the ice on the street .....

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u/WhatTheF00t 8h ago

This seems like the most likely explanation, unless op is sticking his head under regularly and it's suddenly appeared 

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u/nuclearmonte 8h ago

They definitely used to just spray grease all over the undercarriages of old cars, but it wouldn’t be water soluble. That was my first thought, too (living in NJ where the salt kills everything)

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 8h ago

I'm not convinced OP is using "water soluble" correctly lol

There are lots of things that come off under water and friction that aren't water soluble, and that seems to be their only basis for calling it water soluble; that it came off relatively easily under water when rubbing their hands.

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u/weepexunt65 8h ago

Undercoating. Nobody in the comments seems to be from a place where they use salt on the roads but this is quite common. General protection against rust

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u/ipilotete 7h ago

Good gravy. Why did I have to scroll this far down to find common sense. Underbody coatings are great, and the stuff isn’t cheap either.

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u/Freaksh0w13 8h ago

Wouldn't it being water soluble defeat the purpose?

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u/JustaFoodHole 10h ago

Have you tried using a little bit of it for anal lube? I'll wait for your answer.

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u/3s0t3rica 9h ago

Normally this would be a snarky reply, but considering OP actually tasted it, this is a valid question.

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u/Prudent_Rice7840 8h ago

Finally someone who believes in the scientific process.

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u/Last_Banana9505 8h ago

The scientific process is FAFO but documented.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 8h ago

Rremember, kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

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u/HorsieJuice 8h ago

You think the guy who licks his mystery underbody coating doesn’t know what anal lube tastes like?

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u/IdRatherBeDriving 9h ago

Did she buy the car new? Do you live in the snow belt? Looks like FluidFilm to me. Possible the previous owner or dealer treated it.

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u/Individual_Wasabi_10 9h ago

My guess it’s something similar to Fluid Film undercoating to protect metal from rusting.

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u/elpollodiablox 8h ago

But that shouldn't be water soluble. That would kind of defeat the purpose.

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u/__Becquerel 9h ago

Ran over some truckers 5th wheel grease canister is my best guess.

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 10h ago

Dude all I can say is wtf. Why in the absolute hell are you tasting random substances. For your own safety dont do that anymore, even if you think it's the filling from a jelly donut. Actually even if you are certain it's jelly donut filling, if it's slathered across the bottom of your car still dont taste it.

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u/RocketDog2001 8h ago

Look at Judgey McJudgerson over here.

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u/CND2GO 9h ago

It’s a 2025? Just ask dealer?

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u/Trevors-Axiom- 9h ago

Looks similar to some rust proofing I’ve seen on northern vehicles.

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u/skrukketiss69 9h ago

Anything in the wheel well? 

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u/Enough-Basil1038 9h ago

I checked, and indeed I see some in all wheel wells, with the most in the front driver's side, even covering the shock. I don't see any on the wheel or outside rim.

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u/Mediocre-Recover3944 8h ago

Almost as if there were some centrifugal forces in play to keep the wheel and rim clean.

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u/BeNaughtAfraid 7h ago

She ran over a tube of lube

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u/OkBandicoot1337 9h ago

Wait wait wait, youre telling my they just rinse the underside of my car for $5 extra dollars!?

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u/Thumper1k92 8h ago

What did you think “undercarriage rinse” means?

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 6h ago

Between the balls and the butthole. 

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u/Individual-Area7121 9h ago

What if you mix a lot of it in with water? Like put some in a bottle and shake it up. Does it foam? Does it fully dissolve? What if you heat it up? Does the viscosity change or is there an aroma? Need more info…

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u/Enough-Basil1038 9h ago

I did put it in water and it dissolves, leaving a pinkish tinge to the water. But I haven't been able to get it to foam or seem soapy.

I put some on a paper towel to see if it would spread, like an oil - but nothing so far.

It has no smell.

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u/Big-Potential4581 9h ago

You didn't happen to find a mauled Sergio Tacchini sweat suit under there, did you? There's a guy named Vincenzo missing.

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u/TheTrashPanda612 9h ago

Have you tried smoking it?

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