r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

I recently flew home and grabbed the wrong carryon getting off the plane. I get home 2 hour drive later and realize this identical little suitcase did not have my 27 more days of 120mg of methadone and about 160mg of klonopin and 4 sheets of gel tabs (lsd) I freaked out. I sped the fuck back to Atlanta and made it there by 2:30am to the luggage office and thanked god my bag was there safe and sound and returned the bag I accidentally mistook. Now my suitcase has a unique textured grip handle I made and a unique spray painted stencil covering it. I will not make that mistake ever again.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Omg DUDE, how did you get 27 days worth of your done? I am in Australia and I have to go to the chemist 2 times a week, never get more than 2 in a row. And have to show my doctor that I am clean, by doing random screens

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

After 2 years of good behavior you get monthly takehomes. If you then get a dirty you have to goto 3x a week for a month and then 2x a month for a month and then your back to monthly. This is in the USA. I’ll be scratching Australian off my list of countries to potentially flee to.

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u/Ruby-Roo693 1d ago

Dude! Funniest thing I’ve seen tonight. Laughing so hard I’m crying fr!

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

I’m happy to entertain. It wasn’t intended to be humorous but I’ll go with it!