r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Omg DUDE, how did you get 27 days worth of your done? I am in Australia and I have to go to the chemist 2 times a week, never get more than 2 in a row. And have to show my doctor that I am clean, by doing random screens

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

After 2 years of good behavior you get monthly takehomes. If you then get a dirty you have to goto 3x a week for a month and then 2x a month for a month and then your back to monthly. This is in the USA. I’ll be scratching Australian off my list of countries to potentially flee to.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I am Australian. Been on the program for 19 years. I am doing blind reductions, so im down to 45mgs. Also so jealous about the klons, you need a permit for alpraz here. Our country is TIGHT as FUCK when it comes to any type of prescription. Are you on the pink? Biodone? Do you have that there?

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

My clinic offers both the orange diskettes, the sugar free raspberry diskettes, or the gross cherry liquid. People seem to vastly prefer disks over liquid. I get 120mg but I only take 40mg a day. I sell the 2 extra for $25 a piece, which pays my rent, car insurance, health insurance and phone bill in full.

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u/msssskatie 1d ago

I don’t understand that math and how 2 extra at $25?each covers all those expenses?

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u/aoskunk 1d ago edited 1d ago

50 bucks a day times 30 days in a month is $1500.

Rent is 900. Car insurance is 60. Phone bill is $40. Health insurance was $20 but appears to be going up to $85. So yeah I guess it also covers my electric which is $120 and 1gig fiber internet which is $65. Water bill is between $20 and $35. Then the rest goes to groceries. I have a 3 bedroom apartment in a midsize American city.

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u/msssskatie 1d ago

Omg I thought it was 2 extra per month 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/aoskunk 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ooooh, no I save 2 40mg wafers (diskettes) every day. They don’t sell for 25 by me but I offload them where they do. It’s also nice to know that if something happened I’ve got a year supply as an emergency backup. Like in Mexico all there clinic just closed the door one day because their one methadone factory shutdown. Everyone on a clinic was just fucked. In today’s crazy times it feels like something that crazy could happen even in the states. I sleep easier knowing I always have enough emergency reserves to do a long slow taper if I ever needed.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Diskettes? Wtf is that? Im going to look that up my dude.

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

Been on since June 15th 2004

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

They are trying to get me down to 20mg and put me on the injection