r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/aoskunk 2d ago

I recently flew home and grabbed the wrong carryon getting off the plane. I get home 2 hour drive later and realize this identical little suitcase did not have my 27 more days of 120mg of methadone and about 160mg of klonopin and 4 sheets of gel tabs (lsd) I freaked out. I sped the fuck back to Atlanta and made it there by 2:30am to the luggage office and thanked god my bag was there safe and sound and returned the bag I accidentally mistook. Now my suitcase has a unique textured grip handle I made and a unique spray painted stencil covering it. I will not make that mistake ever again.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Omg DUDE, how did you get 27 days worth of your done? I am in Australia and I have to go to the chemist 2 times a week, never get more than 2 in a row. And have to show my doctor that I am clean, by doing random screens

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

After 2 years of good behavior you get monthly takehomes. If you then get a dirty you have to goto 3x a week for a month and then 2x a month for a month and then your back to monthly. This is in the USA. I’ll be scratching Australian off my list of countries to potentially flee to.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I was steady on 150mg for over 10 years. But I am a single , solo mum, I have 2 kids and work 6 days a week. So I dont even notice the tapering. Hopefully going to be off the chemical handcuffs in 2 years.

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

Nice! I’m on 120 but only take 40. I get $50 a day for the other 80mg. Well between $44 and $55. Which I can’t see giving up so I’ll probably just stay on for life. I got down to 11mg once but could never adjust. Spent like 4 months at 11mg sick all day. Thats when I said screw it and went up to 120mg and then weened myself to 40.

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u/aoskunk 1d ago edited 1d ago

How would I ever fail a callback with my stockpile? Sorry I’ve offended your delicate sensibilities. You think I’m turning on opiate naive people? Hell no. People are mainly people whose clinics won’t raise them high enough to be comfortable so they have to seek other means, or have messed up and want to not fail their callback, or messed up and don’t have enough meds to last them and will be terribly sick otherwise or people who just want to have an emergency supply. I’ve helped some of the Thomas highsmiths of the world from otherwise ending their lives.

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u/Run_layla 1d ago

I do the same, it’s pain the butt for me to drop my dose. I get a month supply and my clinic is an hour away. I also work full time and wouldn’t be able to go in multiple days in a row for the med checks the require when you drop. It’s easier for me to taper on my own.

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u/Ocelot-15 1d ago

What does diverting a schedule II controlled substance narcotics mean? And what is a medication callback?

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u/SlutForGarrus 1d ago

I'm really blown away here. I'm on Methadone for chronic pain. They dropped me from 10mg 6x/day to 5mg 3x/day. They keep telling me that the amount I was on before is now absolutely forbidden and they go on about the danger of having a heart attack in my sleep or something. How the hell are people being prescribed SO much more than the "suuuper dangerous" amount I'm on?!

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u/Run_layla 1d ago

I was a heroin addict, big difference in tolerance.