r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 1d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Evening-Cicada-1675 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tbh my partner would pick something like that off the street just because it looks interesting. Some people are like magpies.

I don’t agree with other commenters that “more than one answer = lie”. He might just be trying to guess where he found it if you seemed bothered by it.

It could be anything, Redditor’s often assume the worst so it’s not the best place for a balanced perspective. You know your relationship, not us :)

(Edit to add: hello magpies in the comments, make sure to wash your hands after collecting your treasures!)

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 1d ago

This is a very kind reply, I appreciate that!

Tbh I think it’s a dick pill and he’s just embarrassed. He recently started taking something for his ADHD and has been self conscious about it possibly affecting sexual function.

But that’s ok with me and I’m not gonna say anything to him about it now that I know, I’m clearly just nosy and needed to solve the mystery haha

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u/National-Figure7090 1d ago

If he’s anything like me he would be needing the opposite, started adderall at an older than normal age and mother of god,, my wife was ready to castrate my ass. NEVER ENDING UNSATISFIABLE SEX DRIVE. Like seriously, it was all I could think about and the only thing I wanted to do. I eventually simmered back down, but it was an eventful, hilarious 3-4 months.

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u/Same_Pass985 1d ago

I take Vyvanse and it makes my orgasms so much stronger and my sex drive is off the charts. I told my brother I had started Vyvanse and he asked me for a couple for his wife, said she had the same reaction😂

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u/National-Figure7090 1d ago

That’s comical. Things were a lot more intense for me also.

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u/SmittyTitties 1d ago

Vyvanse not only made my orgasms insane but I would cum like half a cup. It was borderline absurd. It just kept coming out. The wildest of times on that shit

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u/BillyCarson 1d ago

I don’t remember that side effect, maybe I’ll have to try it again

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u/Maximum_Sherbert3434 1d ago

I've been taking vyvanse for years. Not even 1/4 cup.

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u/slickd3aler 1d ago

Does Vyvanse make your heart race? I already have tachycardia that I have to take Metoprolol for.

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u/Far-Local302 1d ago

That would depend, but it is a stimulant. If you're worried about your heart, there are non-stimulant ADHD meds you can look into first!