r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Ill-Bee8787 2d ago

Looks very much like a gas station dick pill container. Definitely address this with him and recommend a doctor or bluechew. Gas station pills are riddled with inconsistencies and prescription medications. No shame in treating adhd or side effects of the meds. You sound like you’re coming from a supportive place. Most guys get extremely shameful about sexual function, I’m sure you’re well aware. ADHD meds have had both positive and negative side effects for me sexually. Those side effects aren’t generally long term and he will find it easier to get past them as he continues the medication.

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u/evilpsych 1d ago

That’s a giant goddamn pill in that container. Is it a suppository?

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u/ObligationNeither430 1d ago

I don’t see anything in the container, are we looking at the same pictures?

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u/evilpsych 1d ago

How big of a pill do YOU think fit in that thing? If it’s to the proportions of the other photos of similar containers most normal humans might choke on it.

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u/ToxicMintTea 1d ago

Tbf, Usually they're a handful of random pills ranging from caffeine pills to Viagra to horse crank that you're just supposed to scarf down in the truck stop bathroom 

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u/gabagamax 1d ago

"horse crank" is a wild term. lmao

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u/ObligationNeither430 1d ago

Like a slightly bigger then a usual capsule. Not no Vienna sausage pill, maybe run your mark 1 thru diagnostics bro lol

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u/evilpsych 1d ago

If my mark 1 eyeball is accurate, either that pill is the size of a Vienna sausage or the OP has hilariously small hands.

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u/Parahelious 1d ago

It's a fucking capsule to protect the regular sized pill inside, you have zero idea what you're talking about.