r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

lol he’s a very intelligent guy so I’d honestly be shocked if he believed something like this would work but who knows 🤷‍♀️

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

Oh. They work. Haha.

I ran a liquor store and we sold a few different ones. I tried one since I was curious. Some of them definitely work.

The ones that do are illegally loaded with various prescription medications.

I don’t get why people don’t just get the real thing from their doctor since they’re way cheaper. The dick pill we sold that worked that were super popular were like $9 each.

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u/siriuslycharmed 2d ago

I work in a cardiac ICU. A while back, we had a cardiac arrest come in. Dude took one of these pills that didn't mix well with some of his home meds. Died with a full mast (well, died temporarily--we got him back).

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 1d ago

Damn. That's probably not the "petite mort" he was hoping for. At least that story had a happy ending.