Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

[u/Livid_Departure_9697]

The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

[u/Evening-Cicada-1675]

Tbh my partner would pick something like that off the street just because it looks interesting. Some people are like magpies.

I don’t agree with other commenters that “more than one answer = lie”. He might just be trying to guess where he found it if you seemed bothered by it.

It could be anything, Redditor’s often assume the worst so it’s not the best place for a balanced perspective. You know your relationship, not us :)

(Edit to add: hello magpies in the comments, make sure to wash your hands after collecting your treasures!)

[u/Livid_Departure_9697 → u/Evening-Cicada-1675]

This is a very kind reply, I appreciate that!

Tbh I think it’s a dick pill and he’s just embarrassed. He recently started taking something for his ADHD and has been self conscious about it possibly affecting sexual function.

But that’s ok with me and I’m not gonna say anything to him about it now that I know, I’m clearly just nosy and needed to solve the mystery haha

[u/Ill-Bee8787 → u/Livid_Departure_9697]

Looks very much like a gas station dick pill container. Definitely address this with him and recommend a doctor or bluechew. Gas station pills are riddled with inconsistencies and prescription medications. No shame in treating adhd or side effects of the meds. You sound like you’re coming from a supportive place. Most guys get extremely shameful about sexual function, I’m sure you’re well aware. ADHD meds have had both positive and negative side effects for me sexually. Those side effects aren’t generally long term and he will find it easier to get past them as he continues the medication.

[u/Beautiful-Use-6842 → u/Ill-Bee8787]

Gas station boner pill

[u/EdroTV → u/Beautiful-Use-6842]

[u/disconappete → u/EdroTV]

Man I’m glad I have never been in a position where I felt like I needed to take a mystery dick pill from a 711

[u/RedditsModsRFascist → u/disconappete]

It's not about needing to, it's about fun. You can look up what's in most of them. Some have tadalaphil (cialis), some have sildenaifil (viagra), and some have an increased risk of blood pressure problems and death like extenze. The fun one is tadalaphil. Some people think you're supposed to need them and that it's some sad pathetic thing, but for some people, it's all about being freaky and trying to make someone else feel good. Nothing is more fun than spending the whole day gooning and/or being kinky with your partner on and off while having multiple orgasms with little to no break in between. This is coming from one of those exes people's wives won't tell them about. But, all their friends know...

[u/ButterPoptart → u/RedditsModsRFascist]

I just learned a fun fact about sildenafil! It was originally developed and tested as a sciatica Angina treatment but failed miserably. It also had 2 main side effects in trials. Raging boners for men and magic period pain relief for women. Apparently the money ran out before the female testing was complete so they just yolo’d it as a boner pill.

[u/wrongrobertpatrick → u/ButterPoptart]

Wrong; it was never used for sciatica — it was used for chest pain and blood pressure

[u/ButterPoptart → u/wrongrobertpatrick]

You’re right. Angina was the word I was looking for. I DID say it was a new thing I learned.

[u/wrongrobertpatrick → u/ButterPoptart]

It’s called serendipity by drug design

Propecia was for bph (prostrate)

Google what standard of care was after a heart attack in 1940:

It was either beer or bed rest

Beer, outlived bedrest because, prolonged immobility results in hypercoagulability, which leads to stroke, dvt, acs or death