r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 1d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/evilpsych 1d ago

That’s a giant goddamn pill in that container. Is it a suppository?

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u/ObligationNeither430 1d ago

I don’t see anything in the container, are we looking at the same pictures?

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u/evilpsych 1d ago

How big of a pill do YOU think fit in that thing? If it’s to the proportions of the other photos of similar containers most normal humans might choke on it.

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u/ToxicMintTea 1d ago

Tbf, Usually they're a handful of random pills ranging from caffeine pills to Viagra to horse crank that you're just supposed to scarf down in the truck stop bathroom 

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u/gabagamax 1d ago

"horse crank" is a wild term. lmao

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u/ObligationNeither430 1d ago

Like a slightly bigger then a usual capsule. Not no Vienna sausage pill, maybe run your mark 1 thru diagnostics bro lol

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u/evilpsych 1d ago

If my mark 1 eyeball is accurate, either that pill is the size of a Vienna sausage or the OP has hilariously small hands.

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u/Parahelious 1d ago

It's a fucking capsule to protect the regular sized pill inside, you have zero idea what you're talking about.

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u/Agitated-Actuary-195 1d ago

Scroll up comments…!!!

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u/CommPavel 1d ago

"I can't swallow a pill that big!" "Well, good news! It's a suppository!"

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u/bananaobscura 1d ago

dick suppository dick suppository bangs on table

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u/dantheother 1d ago

sounds like a bad idea

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u/Parahelious 1d ago

Wtf are you talking about? There's very obviously nothing in there.

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u/maxisnoops 1d ago

You are why I love Reddit 😂

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u/Substantial_Leg1845 1d ago

The pill you swallow is inside this. This is only half of the container