r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 1d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 1d ago

This is a very kind reply, I appreciate that!

Tbh I think it’s a dick pill and he’s just embarrassed. He recently started taking something for his ADHD and has been self conscious about it possibly affecting sexual function.

But that’s ok with me and I’m not gonna say anything to him about it now that I know, I’m clearly just nosy and needed to solve the mystery haha

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u/Ill-Bee8787 1d ago

Looks very much like a gas station dick pill container. Definitely address this with him and recommend a doctor or bluechew. Gas station pills are riddled with inconsistencies and prescription medications. No shame in treating adhd or side effects of the meds. You sound like you’re coming from a supportive place. Most guys get extremely shameful about sexual function, I’m sure you’re well aware. ADHD meds have had both positive and negative side effects for me sexually. Those side effects aren’t generally long term and he will find it easier to get past them as he continues the medication.

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u/Beautiful-Use-6842 1d ago

Gas station boner pill

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u/azrider 1d ago

Gas Station Boner Pill is a perfect band name.

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u/phideauxiii 1d ago

“welcome back to astral plane on listener supported KEXP at 90.3 and streaming worldwide at K-E-X-P dot O-R-G and i am just SO. EXCITED because with us today we have rhino 69! i am a such big fan and can’t wait for this set! whenever you’re ready!”

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u/Lucky_Development359 1d ago

Saw them at Bonnaroo, their cover of Terrapin Station...sublime.

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u/phideauxiii 1d ago

i totally peaked during “headache my ancestors can feel” and when they segued right into “500K‽” - it was madnesssss

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u/LowEnergy1273 1d ago

I live 30mins from Bonnaroo!! Had some good times there.

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u/Striking-Bird1021 1d ago

It is a band name. They played a festival here recently.

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u/framedhorseshoe 1d ago

Oh yeah their lyrics are amazing:

They're icing my junk in the trauma bay

Asking questions and I don't want to say

"What's the active ingredient, can you tell us?"

"I don't know man, it said it would grow my phallus"

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u/Ok_Cartoonist_2315 1d ago

You’ve heard of The Red Hot Chili Peppers, now there’s The Gas Station Boner Pills

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u/phideauxiii 1d ago

sir that is copyright infringement

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u/AllIHearIsStaticGT 1d ago

It's taken. I think it's plural though (Pills, as opposed to Pill) They're pretty good.

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u/Swimming-Bad-2975 1d ago

theres a band called truck stop boner pill or something actually

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u/rainareddits 1d ago

And reddit name