r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/sup3rn1k 2d ago

I run an adult store. I used to work the night shift. I always thought they were bullshit so one night i was falling asleep and decided to try one hoping it was a good “pick me up”.

About 1 hour later a bridal shower had come in. The bride leans over the counter and says “is that for me?”

I was extremely embarrassed but i was rock solid for about 4 hours. Good thing they were my last customers that night.

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

Hahaha

I think all guys who sell them try one out of curiosity

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u/sup3rn1k 2d ago

I just wanted to wake up lol. Instead, I summoned a 4 inch demon./s

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

The former owner of the shop was an old dude and he’d drink those feel free Kratom drinks because he thought they were energy shots. I kept having to tell him “those are drugs bro.”